I now know which is the dumbest burger-joint of them all!

If you like potatoes, bacon, sour cream, and onions, hie thee to a Lithuanian restaurant and all your culinary dreams will be granted.

Oh, I looked up ‘lithuanian restaurant’ on Yelp immediately after my post and every one is on the other side of town, thirty miles away, for some reason. :frowning:

Could be worse. You could still be in Carson City. Pretty sure you’re gonna have to go farther than 30 miles.