I Paid my Dues you little Fucking Punk-Ass!!

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Wasn’t it macabresoul who wanted to go postal on someone who sprayed water from their windshield wipers on his car?

A little yellow food dye added to the fluid, and the nozzle aimed over the roof should give your “friend” a little non-violent lesson.

My wife was accosted by someone in a road rage incident a couple years ago. She was on her way home from work, in a car that had engine problems. She slowed down climbing a hill, because the car was doing its best, while a pickup truck behind her was flashing its lights and revving the engine. She pulled off the road to let him pass, and he pulled over, walked over to the car, and started screaming at her. He slammed his hand on the rain guard and shattered it. She drove off withour opening her door, he jumped back in to the pickup (with a female passenger who was screaming at him) and followed her down the road. She made her way to a convenience store, and ran in to call the police. The pickup circled the parking lot and left.

My therapy for her in this case was an evening of Twisted Metal multiplayer.

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In all seriousness steelerphan my wife came home from the supermarket when we lived in Phoenix. She was shaking in terror because a man in a rag top benz accosted her for driving too slowly out of the supermarket. She said he was lurking outside in front of the house.
I peered outside only to see an 85 Benz coup with a fat old man sitting in it looking at the house. I grabbed my metal Louiseville slugger and walked around the ally behind the house, out onto the road, and up to his car. I raised said bat in the air, he was looking at the house so he didn’t see me. And brought it down in a crushing motion onto the spine of the rag top, bending it in really far. I walked over to the glass and said: “Fuck with my wife again, and I’ll bash your head in”. He sped away.

two thing in this world you never mess with. A man’s wife, and his family. We never saw the benz again.

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Cheers to you Phlosphr. That is the perfect thing to do to assholes like that.

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Personally I would like to throw biscuits at them.