No, really! A load of new urinal covers came in last week, and they’re a nice yellow color with Osama’s face on them that says “Help fight the war on terrorism!” on them.
I always make sure to make constant use of the urinals now. 
I wouldn’t want that mug anywhere NEAR my naughty bits-even if it is to pee on him.
Man, where is this, public place, like an office, or a more private facility, like a bar? Sounds like a nice set up to me.
Actually, this is my high school.
I have no doubt that putting BinLaden’s likeness in a urinal will speed the successful end to the war on terrorism. Perhaps waiving a big foam rubber hand while shouting “We’re Number One.” would work as well.
Maybe I should add here that I’m very much against the whole “War on Terrorism” idea that Bush has. I just think it’s funny that bin Laden has now found himself in urinals.
I read somewhere years ago that during the Revolutionary War some enterprising person was making chamberpots with King George’s image on the inside. Nice to know some things never change.
Wow. Now you just need Jeff Goldblum to watch you.