I Pit Babale

I propose a Pit-only unit of cowardice, the babale. 1 babale (bab for short) = the level of cowardice to be afraid to talk about one’s position on a topic even while anonymous on the internet. This is far beyond your normal everyday cowardice.

Afraid to tell a loved one the truth about their hygiene? That’s just 0.001 babs.

Hiding from a draft? 0.1 babs or so.

The average GOP member of the House or Senate? Maybe half a bab. Pretty bad, but not a full babale.