I just have to say that that is one of the worst websites I’ve ever seen. They’ve taken one (one!) fairly lame, mildly amusing sign, and without any attempt to add content, they’re trying to use it to sell merchandise. They even have a “links” page, which I don’t think I’ve seen in five years.
Sorry, off topic, no one cares - just weirded me out a little.
Hey, we ripped off the Native Americans fair and square.
:rolleyes:
Private property is just a tax tool.
Do beavers live to be 20? Because it seems to me that their possession is open, notorious, hostile and continuous. And as to the beaver dam, it’s exclusive 
Just try to move in, I dare ya!
All I know is it’s best not to touch a beaver until it’s 18.
Your not likely to get anywhere this way. These Beavers have heavy political influence right up to the big man himself.
You poor dear. Tell you what, send them my way and I’ll make sure that punishment ensues.
OK, maybe not punishment.
I found out that one can legally trap beavers in Wisconsin from November 7th through April 30th.
What would work best, nice clothes, a flashy car, or promises of endless love?
For trapping purposes, I’ve found that silk ties and/or stockings work pretty well.
I thought that was just to restrain them so they don’t use teeth on your wood.
Bah, I was doing really well for a while there.
Very well I’ll start emailing you all my porn if you’re so keen on it.
[Disney’sBeautyandtheBeast] Flowers, Chocolates, Promises you don’t intend to keep[/DBatB)
Liquor is quicker, but food is surprisingly effective.
They want your salt, like the Salt Monster on Star Trek. They especially want some 25 or 30 yards from your back porch, so you can properly brace your .22 or .30-30 for a clean shot. Aim for the head, sos you don’t wreck the pelt. And if you wear the pelt to town, if anybody asks, you TRAPPED it in season. Which by you is, I think, 11/7 to 4/30. Not that your neighbors will care.
Nicolet National Forest? We were up there right after they paved that magnificent racecourse, er, road, but before I could drive. For close to 40 years I’ve wanted to drive it at speed, preferably with a car better than the one I owned at any point between then and now. The sweeping, banked turns! The short straights so you could build up speed for the next turn! The ups! The downs! The laughs! The frowns! It was the Nürburgring in central Wisconsin!
I suggest following all laws, including game laws, firearm discharge, and etc. IANAL.
No worries. I won’t even consider trying to get away with a gun crime.
A friend did something stuupid and was convicted.
HE HAD TO GET RID OF ALL HIS GUNS!!!:eek:
An excerpt from Ed Gein’s Dating Tips for Young Teens.
Which is why I suggested using a relatively quiet .22, well braced so FE3O4ENAIL could get a clean kill with a single, hard to locate bang. I mean, DUH! 
The real moral of this story is: Canadians will fuck you up.