What kind of school is this?
Karma. If you treat people IRL like you do here, I’m not surprised. When th ewindow is fixed, maybe he’ll come back and do it again.
Oh, also… Fuck Off.
School of Hard Knocks.
Without knowing any details, it doesn’t really sound like a burglary where theft was the intent. I’d ask if you’ve pissed anyone off lately, but the answer seems obvious.
Might want to sniff anything you might put in your mouth for poop before using it.
I’ll offer sympathy, because I love all people: Clothahump, I’m sorry that your school was broken into, and I hope the damage is fixed and the burglar caught.
Without knowing any details, it doesn’t really sound like a burglary where theft was the intent. I’d ask if you’ve pissed anyone off lately, but the answer seems kind of obvious. 
Might want to sniff anything you might put in your mouth for poop before using it. 
Awwww…poor Humpy. Whiny and butt-hurt. Again.
You know that the person that did this is still out there and laughing at you. Worse, it may have been one of those scary scary brown people.
Maybe you should go hide under your bed for a while.
Try not to pee on yourself this time.
Martial arts. As I understand the OP, it’s been doing poorly under Obama, but by some process the OP can’t articulate and I don’t understand, Trump’s election is going to make it all better.
It might have been a bear.
He used to get kicked in the nuts for free.
Now, people are willing to pay him to kick him in the nuts.
Maybe Threadsnake Kai isn’t a great choice for a team name.
Why do you have to pay for the school’s window? Do you own the building, and not have insurance on it?
I agree with this. It seems awfully petty to cheer someone’s school being burglarized just because that person happens to A) disagree with you politically, and B) be a jerk about it. Even jerks don’t deserve to be victims of crimes.
Someone probably should have borrowed a gun from a nearby elementary school. Oh wait, they’re not allowed to protect themselves from bears. Thanks Obama!
I’m guessing that the OP’s answer boils down to “Because Obama”.
I saw some grizzly bears near Pulaski’s candy store.
I need a gun.
I haven’t seen anyone cheer on the burglar. I’ve only seen people mock Clothy’s lack of empathy for anyone but himself.
Mere semantics. You’ll excuse me if I don’t see how mocking the victim of a crime is a response worth celebrating, no matter the jerkishness of the victim. Monsters, abyss, etc.
Yeah, well, what can you do?
