I pit churches that exist to attack other churches

[the_diego]

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Gotcha! As you can see, I have a bit of a problem with Bible-based worship. Question to you: how, as a Christian (assuming you are), do you feel about this pit? Do you think the problem is just me?

[Steken]

@the_diego

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Gotcha! As you can see, I have a bit of a problem with Bible-based worship. Question to you: how, as a Christian (assuming you are), do you feel about this pit? Do you think the problem is just me?

Whoa whoa whoa, I am not a Christian. Sorry if I gave you that impression.

[FriarTed]

@BrainGlutton

Black Mass?! Does anybody actually do that?! Doesn’t sound like LaVeyan Satanism at all. (Smite the heretics!)

Read LaVey’s The Satanic Rituals. It’s rite hee hee in there!

[kaylasdad99]

@dropzone

Kids, what’s PC here is normal and perfectly polite in other cultures, and “Mohammedan” isn’t all that un-PC here. It’s archaic, more “Negro” than “nigger,” so cut the guy some slack.

Well, that was pretty much the point of my questioning his use of it (that it’s archaic, and not common). He made the choice to frame it as a conscious decision for the sake of avoiding being PL (whatever that stands for).

[Steken]

@FriarTed

Read LaVey’s The Satanic Rituals. It’s rite hee hee in there!

Right, but I don’t think the Church of Satan practices Black Masses anymore.

And eh, Black Masses are sooooo 1890’s, anyway.

[Darth_Panda]

@buckgully

The title of this thread makes me think “predatory churches”. That leads me to the mental picture of a Tyrannosaurus Rex wearing a pope hat and carrying a papal staff in his otherwise useless forearms running around eating smaller, plant-eating churches.

Just wanted to share that image, because it’s too awesome to keep in my own head.

ETA: Egad!: T-rex-Pope | Monado | Flickr

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