People bitch about random personal injury awards being ridiculous, but nothing lawyers can dream up is as insane as large corporate burrecrats. They sue for a lot more money too. And, heck, they are a lot funnier.
Why shouldn’t a manufacturer be able to recoup losses that another party is responsible for? I mean, if a consumer loads up a fat slice of bread with butter, sugar, and a cinnamon, and then burns their house down when they pop it in the toaster, that’s clearly their fault – it’s not the fault of the appliance manufacturer, the bakery, the dairy, or the uh, sugar place.
Whose fault is it really if an off-the-shelf pastry spreads napalm death around the kitchen when used as directed? Sure, they have “Do not leave unattended in toaster” stamped on the package, but few people actually hover around the toaster unless they’ve actually seen a column of flame the size of Shagnasty’s mythical cock licking at the cupboards and curtains before.
Toaster manufacturers try to accomodate folks like my brother, who regularly blackened his toast until it was basically a carbon slab, because he liked it that way, because the butter could be spread on it without softening it first. Someone casually toasting a Pop-Tart after him was basically setting up an improvised firebomb, and god help them if they didn’t smell the burn before Fun-O-Rama lost its hypnotic power.
Caterpillar, though. Those kids are on crack. Ayuh. Amway, too, but that’s hardly surprising.
The Disney one I kinda understand. I mean, did you see what they had Rob Lowe doing to her?
P&G v Amway I understand as well. The P&G:satanism rumor has been going on for over twenty years, and there have been strong indications that Amway has been trying to keep these rumors alive on orders from high up within the company.
According to Steven L. Snyder, a specialist in intellectual property and technology licensing and commercial litigation practice with the firm of Wyatt, Tarrant, and Combs:
Today’s Denver Post had an article about a company–Snow Monsters, which makes skiing videos for kids–pre-emptively suing Monster Cable, who has been going after just about everbody who uses the word “monster” for anything.
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Scare tactics: Other companies Monster Cable has targeted
Disney
Settled a trademark- infringement suit over the animated movie “Monsters, Inc.”