I pit Donald Trump for still being a birther

I love this from the comments…

I propose Somalia so he can really experience the no government he likes so much. Or North Korea so he can learn what “big government” really means.

Good idea, but it needs juuuust a fewe minor changes. Instead of cargo plane, used a B-52. The plane doesn’t need to land, just open the bomb bay doors over Kenya and bye-bye Donald. I’m sure there will be somebody more than willing to pay the littering fine :smiley:

Oh, Kenneth Bennett is satisfied, now.

But, Sheriff Arpaio still ain’t giving up. :rolleyes:

From the article:

I can’t help but wonder what other questions we could get “over a thousand people” to want answers to.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop?
What would Mitt Romney do for a Klondike Bar?
How far does Donald Trump’s forehead go? Are we talking fivehead? Sixhead?

When the White House used precious electrons (And more importantly, actual staff time and effort) to answer the various petition requests about coming clean about what NASA knows about UFOs I think it set a new standard for absurdity. Compared to that, even the other questions you ask seem reasonable.

As said, four years of presidency should make no difference. Also, no one’s questioning whether Obama’s a citizen, they’re just questioning whether he’s a natural born one.

Actually, as I write this, I’m sure there must be some asshole out there arguing that Obama’s not even a US citizen right now :smack:

Well, actually…if he’s not a natural born citizen, and he’s never been naturalized (and of course he hasn’t been naturalized, 'cause why would he have been?) then he’s not a citizen. But of course he is a natural born citizen. (And Donald Trump is a grandstanding blowhard and a braying jackass.)

pass a constitutional amendment outlawing toupees and bronzer. trump wouldn’t ever come out of his cave again

Heh. Talking to a co-worker about the Mitt-Newt-Donald show and how you were entered into a drawing for dinner to The Massive Ego*. He says “can I pay extra not to be entered in that drawing”.

Of course, I would never attend any affair involving Donald Trump. I have to admit that he’s one of a very few people on this Earth that I actively despise.

  • Ok, you say which one is that? Trump or Newt? Fair enough. I mean Trump.

Hmm, well I would argue that if someone who honestly thought they were a citizen but through some error or oversight actually wasn’t, that serving as president for four years should grant you that privilege. Similar to how serving in the U.S. armed forces will expedite citizenship.

He’s an attention whore. You just gave him exactly what he wants-- attention.

Fine. Let him have attention, so long as he has not power.

I think Trump should be pitted because he persists in breathing in and out.

Yeah, one can apply for work permits and stuff. I suppose four years experience as President may qualify.

The Donald just opened the ostentatiousTrump Ocean Clubhere in Panama. It’s one of the tallest buildings in Latin America.

The building looks quite different from the back, which it the view I have of it when I’m tied up in the evening rush hour. I take great amusement from the thought that from this view the building, like its namesake, is a Giant Twat.

That’s priceless :smiley: