[QUOTE=fisha]
So, you’ve lived out in the boonies for a couple of months. And the boonies isn’t necessarily what you’d thought it would be. And your neighbors aren’t thrilled with your enlightened demeanor. And even though the EPA weenie makes nice nice noises from his office in the city, you still aren’t getting your way.
If I want to be really uncharitable, I’d say no one asked you and your attitude to move out to the sticks.
But I understand there is an adjustment period. And you could turn out to be really good folks, if given half a chance and trained in right.
But you OP just reeks of self righteous entitlement and busybodiness. Calm the fuck down. Get a feel for your environment before you go on a rampage.
Be polite, be nice, talk seldom and listen much, and you might learn some really valuable things.
Stop running around stirring up shit. The only thing that happens when you stir up shit is you get it all over yourself.
*“I’m sure my neighbors hate me, because nothing pisses off people more than being busted for doing something wrong. The fact that they wouldn’t be busted unless they were wrong probably won’t occur to them, because it’s so much yummier to blame someone else. But I can’t let that stop me. I quit smoking four years ago, and I didn’t move to the country to suck down someone else’s smoke.”
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People don’t hate you for being caught at doing something wrong, because 10 to 1, they’re not doing anything wrong. They are going to hate you for being a sanctimonious bitch who thinks she can bully her neighbors.
“(It occurs to me that, lest I appear as though I have a stick up my ass for neighbors, I don’t care what they do on their own property on their own time unless it impacts on my life AND it’s illegal.)”
I call bullshit. You don’t like it, you just try to back up your opinion with the voice of authority. If this was cow manure, you’d be calling up Soil and Water, or an equivalent, saying how they must be doing something wrong, and it smells. Like cows. Eww.
Sorry the picture postcards aren’t quite meshing with the reality.
Fisha-former suburbanite who moved out to the sticks 18 years ago. I love it, but I’ve seen a lot of people just like the OP come and go.
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Yeah. What Fisha said.
Your neighbors have been doing things the same way for years, you move in and want to change them because you don’t like their ways. Sure, the law MAY be on your side but being a self appointed fire marshall (aka spy) is just annoying. I recommend you move as well.