Let’s get this part out of the way first: As for the juice-monkeys, I am against the use of steroids, make no mistake about it. I am against ANYTHING that offers a competitive advantage only to those who are willing to break the law and risk their health.
But my point is this:
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People want to see Bonds fall. It’s hard for people to like a guy who is better than they are, especially when he is surly about it and doesn’t do the happy publicity dance that others do.
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They want to get Bonds on the steroid issue, so bad that they can taste it. So they will pillory him on the basis of unproven (and ostensibly sealed) hearsay and call for his banning for even the slightest related infraction.
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What makes these people hypocrites is that nobody called very loudly for the revocation of Ken Caminiti’s MVP or the expunging of any of his stats. Why? Because they made Caminiti into a tragic figure, because Caminiti was liked and respected as a guy who “plays hard.”
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MLB has sold the longball as the defining part of the game. It is naive to assume that, at some level, baseball execs did not know what was going on. Now that the public backlash is on, they are covering their own asses, when I can all but guarantee you that, had that reporter missed seeing McGwire’s andro supplements, there would be none of this right now.
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The only reason the Yankees are trying to void Giambi’s contract and distance themselves from him is because he can’t play any more. If Giambi had the kind of year that Gary Sheffield did, there would be none of this “contract voiding” talk. It would be all “We support Jason in his time of personal hardship” or some shit. Mike Lupica put this much better than I could in his column yesterday, but here I am agreeing with him.
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And as for the people that come next, how does this help clean up the game? Giambi did what he thought was the right thing and told the truth to a grand jury, believing that the proceedings were sealed and that his candor was assured by the guarantee of secrecy. So much for that shit. If I were next on that stand, I’d give my name as Princess Anastasia of fucking Russia and tell those hypocritical assholes that I’d never even taking a fucking multivitamin. Because they can’t prove shit, but they certainly can cost me 28 million dollars. Anybody who can do any math at all will recognize that as a bad deal.
Major League Baseball botched this whole issue. And they’re trying to take the moral high ground. Well, you can’t, MLB. You didn’t give a shit about the safety of your players when their jacked-out physiques were selling tickets. But now that those same physiques are keeping asses OUT of the seats, you’re all up in arms about “safty” and “responsibility?”
Fuck you, you fucking hypocrites. You shit the bed yourselves. Lie in your own filth until John McCain comes along with a fire hose and washes you off North-Korean-prison-style.