Soon-to-be-ex-landlord, that is.
Here’s the story, in brief. I came home from a nice weekend in Connecticut with my girlfriend to my roommate who says, “We need to talk.” Apparently a young couple dropped by this past weekend to look over the townhouse, because they were interested in buying. My roommate called our landlord, (who is also his uncle,) who said, “Oh, there’s been a mistake! See, the open house wasn’t supposed to be until next weekend. Sorry about that!”
Excuse me? You make plans for an open house, giving the current tenants just one week to prepare? Thanks for telling us, asshole!
So I have to find a new place. I didn’t particularly want to go looking for a new place right now; I wanted to get a couple other things sorted before I did that, but I’ve got no choice. I’ve got no move-out date, either, but I’m sure my worthless rat-bastard landlord will call me from his Florida residence a full week (give or take) before I have to be on the street with my bags and boxes packed.
I liked my current situation. I’m on a month-to-month lease, and I could move out if I gave my landlord just one month’s notice. For personal reasons, it’s appealing to be in such a situation; I may need to move to another place in the city for very specific reasons later this year, though I don’t want to discuss them publicly.
My rent is paid up through April. I don’t know what would happen if I move out in the middle of May—would he take a prorated rent for the month out of my security deposit? Probably not. He’d probably charge fully for May no matter what I do. I’d like to just walk out before the end of April, leaving him high and dry, but he’d probably point to the clause in my lease that says that if I’ve lived here for at least a full year (which I have,) I can stay on a month-to-month basis, giving a full month’s notice before I move out. If I don’t do that, he could abscond with a whole month’s rent.
So I’ve gone to Craigslist to see about a new place. I even posted an I-need-a-roommate ad, which anyone interested can read at this location.
Man, the coming collapse of the housing market can’t come too soon for me. I need for rents to drop, and I need to see these goddamned landlords punished for their sins against civilization!!! They’re perpetuating feudalism and treating their tenants like chattel!!! They’re… They’re… um… if you’re a nice landlord, I’m a good tenant. Drop me a line!