You want to improve your health? You want to amass data on daily performance re: exercise and calorie expenditure?
Well, join a health club–there is no help or hope here. I pit all equipment that provides incomplete information. I would like to take the people who are responsible for this travesty and walk over their restrained limbs with cleats, repeatedly. I would like to drag them by their hair, step by step, to the chute and dump them down with the soiled linens at the end of my shift. I dream of telling them that their loved ones “numbers” are not compatible with life–and then not explaining to them by what scale I am measuring those numbers. I have visions of giving these morons only half of the data they so desperately seek. I long for the day when I, finally fit and trim,(no thanks to their brochure), that I can walk with them up a mountain, and push them off.
I wanted to know just how many steps I am taking when I am at work-I am on my feet for all 12 hours, most days. This, I thought, will make me feel better, in some vague sense. I toddled off to the store and purchased the cheapo version ($5). It came with a small brochure, which was less than helpful and written in -ahem-challenged English. This pedometer broke quite soon–see? Silly me- I blamed the lack of direction and poor quality on the cheapness of the product. Big mistake.
I purchased another pedometer earlier this week–middle of the menu (budget constraints). Today, I decided to measure my stride and use it.
To that end, I created a puddle on the back deck, walked thru it, and subsequently measured my stride. It is 30 inches (I walk fast–in fact, I tend to “stride”), I don’t know how to convert that to metric. I am sure at one point in my life, I did know, but it escapes me at present. No matter, I think, as I open my somewhat larger and more detailed brochure for this pedometer.
Alas, I am incorrect. This one is no more informative than the last. This one gives precise directions for pulse taking, offers suggestions as to shoe wear and appropriate attire for walking in all weathers. Very well and good in its way, but irrelevant for my purposes. I thumb impatiently to the Stride Table. I need to know how to convert the number of steps walked into mileage.
I come across a table:
Stride length and how many miles per x number of steps. Everything would be great, except for this.
THEY DON’T TELL YOU HOW THEY ARE MEASURING STRIDE LENGTH.
It says “stride length”: 1.00; 1.25; 1.50 etc.
1.0 WHAT? Centimeters, inches, meters, feet, yards, furlongs–WHAT?!?
Is my 30" stride equivalent to 3.00? or is it between 2.50-2.75 (because it is 2ft 6 inches?). Why don’t they give me the measurement?
I leaf thru the rest of the brochure–surely somewhere they will tell me the scale. I find a lovely journal in the last few pages, designed for me to record all those walks I will not be taking. The company that makes this wants to encourage me in my quest for fitness.
How nice of them–there is no phone number to call, no website to visit.
For the love of Pete, does anyone know how to determine length of stride?
Mods-please put me in MPSIMS(if desired)…I have no aptitude for Pittery.
:mad: :rolleyes: