I believe this one would be.
Rants should be suitable for the Pit
Cutesy, “I Pit puppies for being sooo cute!” non-Pittings are not welcome here. Put them in MPSIMS. Rants which are genuine but simply too tepid or mundane for the Pit will be moved or closed as we see fit. Lastly, rants about personal trauma that are expected to generate mostly supportive, sympathetic responses will likely be moved to MPSIMS. This is not a commentary on the seriousness of said life events, merely on the best forum for that type of thread.
Specifically the line that says, “Rants which are genuine but simply too tepid or mundane for the Pit will be moved or closed as we see fit.” But this isn’t even a rant, it’s an apology. It’s an anti-rant.
But if people pile on with enough invective (and I suspect that will be forthcoming) then we can make this a thread worthy of the Pit. So, let’s see.