This is all very confusing. I’m switching my vote to McCain.
In that case, I’d like to vote as well. I vote for Obama. And so does the other person who talks to me in my head. That’s 2 votes for Obama.
Obama +1
Great!
I’m in Chicago, I can vote at least twice. Obama -1.
Math is hard.
Shhh…s/he’s actually showing the glimmerings of a sense of humor in this thread. Don’t spook her…
If I was elegible, I’d vote for A Box Of Tic Tacs. I find myself consequently admiring and cherishing the virtues A Box of Tic Tacs would bring to US government.
Jar Jar? Is that you?
It’s Chicago. You can only vote twice if you’re a Democrat.
I think I’ll write in Rael. I think his persuasive style of argumentation and obvious grasp of economics is what we need in a president.
You’re in Chicago and you’re not taking advantage of the graveyard vote? Amateur. 
It’s a general election, plus we don’t have registered party members here. (My general election ballot votes are usually half and half, Dem and Rep.)
I am voting for Obama because he will kill all the rich people and let us feast upon their flesh.
Sorry, two-term limit.
Please define “rich.” I might need to know how much ammo to stock up on.
True dat.
Oh, I forgot…I’m in Florida, so ya’ll will have to wait six weeks to see if my vote counts or not. 
…or dead!
Helps if you’re dead.
ETA: That’s what I get for replying without reading the whole friggin thread.
sulks
I’m voting for Obama, but I’m in Michigan so my vote doesn’t count at all until two months later when it grows up into a half vote.