I Pit Obama and his Kool Aid Drinking Puppets

Inspired by the OP, I’m writing in Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-F’tang-F’tang-Olé-Biscuitbarrel of the Official Monster Raving Looney Party.

[QUOTE=Carol Stream]
Great!
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:eek:

Back to Obama!

Ya’ll make fun of Rael all you want, but I notice that you very conveniently overlook something: he has a valid point. Obama is a ubersocialist and Rael hits on this:

[QUOTE=Rael]

“OMG! Someone has more of something than me! WAH!!! WAH!!!” <crosses arms and sulks in a corner> “This is not fair!!!”

Obama knows the true extend of the utter numbskullery present in his puppets. He knows his followers aren’t even smart enough to set their own thermostats!

Well Mr Obama, unlike the mental midgets you have managed to assimilate with your “world owes me something” socialist rhetoric, I know how to adjust my own dial, and I don’t give a shit what the rest of the world, or YOU, think about it!
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After all, we’ve heard little jewels like this come out of the Obama camp:

Why does every salivate over Obama with crap like this, instead of being scared shitless by it?

[QUOTE=Clothahump]
Why does every salivate over Obama with crap like this, instead of being scared shitless by it?
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:dubious: You’re acting like he’s the first Democrat/politician ever to talk about taxes for social programs.

[QUOTE=Clothahump]
Why does every salivate over Obama with crap like this, instead of being scared shitless by it?
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Some of us don’t like pie.

[QUOTE=Ferret Herder]
It’s Flavor Aid, dammit - unless the Kool-Aid of the title is a reference to immaturity/youthfulness.
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Actually, as we all know, Kool-Aid is what blacks drink…

[QUOTE=Clothahump]
Why does every salivate over Obama with crap like this, instead of being scared shitless by it?
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I’m more scared by politicians who pretend that you can pay for expensive things (like, you know, wars) by just running up a huge deficit and hoping someone else will pay the bill down the road.

[QUOTE=Clothahump]
Ya’ll make fun of Rael all you want, but I notice that you very conveniently overlook something: he has a valid point. Obama is a ubersocialist and Rael hits on this:
After all, we’ve heard little jewels like this come out of the Obama camp:

Why does every salivate over Obama with crap like this, instead of being scared shitless by it?
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“Y’all.” Y’all, for Christ’s sake. Short for “you all”. What the fuck did you think the apostrophe is for?

Oh, and learn what the hell socialism is, numbnuts.

[QUOTE=Rael]
The level of groupthink present among the Obamamessiah’s disciples is astrounding. Is Obama truly stupid enough to believe the asinine things spewing out of his mouth on a daily basis? Do they not teach economics at Harvard?
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This is probably an exercise in futility, but – give us some specific examples of statements by Sen. Obama, and explain why they’re wrong. Or else shut the fuck up, because you sound like a scared, whiny bitch and it grates on my mental eardrums.

[QUOTE=Rael]
Do they not teach economics at Harvard?
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Not at the law school, they don’t. (Obama did his undergrad work at Columbia.)

They do teach economics at the University of Chicago, which produced Obama’s economic advisors, who are of Milton Friedman’s economic-libertarian Chicago School.

To even suggest Obama is a socialist is utterly retarded. If only! A more just criticism is Ralph Nader’s, that Obama is just another corporate candidate. Still way preferable to any Republican alternative, though.

[QUOTE=Pochacco]
I am voting for Obama because he will kill all the rich people and let us feast upon their flesh.
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That’s why Obama has the zombie vote ! A whole new meaning to voting the cemetery.

Obama : “A vote for Obama is a vote for brains !”

Zombies : “Braiiiiins ! Voooooote !”

[QUOTE=Baldwin]
This is probably an exercise in futility, but – give us some specific examples of statements by Sen. Obama, and explain why they’re wrong. Or else shut the fuck up, because you sound like a scared, whiny bitch and it grates on my mental eardrums.
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It’s already been quoted in this thread.

“The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.”

[QUOTE=Pochacco]
I am voting for Obama because he will kill all the rich people and let us feast upon their flesh.
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Well, DUH! The poor are tough and stringy!

:dubious:

Does that mean Obama’s VP will be George Romero?

[QUOTE=Carol Stream]
It’s already been quoted in this thread.

“The truth is, in order to get things like universal health care and a revamped education system, then someone is going to have to give up a piece of their pie so that someone else can have more.”
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That’s step 1. Now you have to “explain why they’re wrong.” Sam Stone or Renob maybe could make at least the beginnings of an arguable case there, but you can’t.

[QUOTE=Clothahump]
Why does every salivate over Obama with crap like this, instead of being scared shitless by it?
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In case you’re not joking … holy everyloving fuck you’re retarded. Seriously mentally handicapped. I hope you don’t have children or operate heavy machinery.

“Oh noes! Someone said government programs have to be paid for, and I’m conditioned to bark at the phrase ‘government programs’! Bark bark bark!”

Not that it’ll probably help, but I’ll type this slowly: A statement that large government programs will require somebody to pay for them is what adults call “a statement of fact”. Adults do not fear statements of fact.

[QUOTE=Pochacco]
I am voting for Obama because he will kill all the rich people and let us feast upon their flesh.
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nom nom nom.

[QUOTE=BlackKnight]
In case you’re not joking … holy everyloving fuck you’re retarded. Seriously mentally handicapped.
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And a shit-and-run intellectual coward, too.

The really nice thing about Clothahump is that about every 3 or 4 months, he voluntarily comes in and recertifies his stupidity.

[QUOTE=BrainGlutton]
That’s step 1. Now you have to “explain why they’re wrong.” Sam Stone or Renob maybe could make at least the beginnings of an arguable case there, but you can’t.
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Redistribution is decidely NOT the American way, and it never has been.