I pit OpalCat - but my heart's not really in it.

[Drunky_Smurf]

@BigT

Yeah, I know you weren’t smart enough to read about masturbation as a kid, but you’re doing it wrong.

@Inner_Stickler

I take it into my own hands to make my board experience pleasurable,

Inner Stickler I hope you were smart enough to read up on it first so you know that you are not doing it wrong.

@Ogre

Nobody said anything about not reading.

Opal did.

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=14557389&postcount=58

@OpalCat

Ok, have fun with that. I don’t read the Pit.

@YoDoc

Fuck no! I am wolf teeth and slayer!..

I totally read that in the voice of Charlie Kelly.*

*aka Charlie from It’s Always Sunny in Philadelphia