Soooooo…where is our not-long-for-this-board friend?
[QUOTE=FourPaws]
You have to be <3 to get on this ride.
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(on preview – >3’s missing a brain. While I’ve not seen any evidence of heart, I do admit I’m only interested in the pile on, so I may have missed it.)
[QUOTE=Two and a Half Inches of Fun]
Just because are in a restroom, it does not mean that the rules of etiquette are suspended. If you are taking a dump, you should attempt to be as quiet as possible. If you are at the urinal, you need better manners. If you are at the sink, you should be shot.
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I just had a sudden insight.
[QUOTE=Really Not All That Bright]
thinks that somewhere in Hollywood, a TV exec is pitching this scenario as a new reality show right now
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Something like this? To be quickly followed by the celebrity version.
I was just coming here to pit the fart bowls they have in public bathrooms because they’re never wide enough to submerge my ass for maximum hilarious bubblage. But…you’re…supposed to shit in those? Gross.
When I was in my late teens, I used to take a Greyhound to visit a friend in a distant city once or twice a year.
While I was waiting in the Greyhound bus station, I had a favorite joke I used to play on innocent “By-sitters” in the cavernous, tile lined, resonant and echoing men’s room.
I would go into a stall, close the door, sit down, and wait until someone else came into the washroom. Then I would start doing the “bilabial friccative” making farting noises with my mouth. Loud, quiet, low and high pitched… it was a symphony, I tells ya, a symphony!
So… I guess that the OP can be glad he never ran into me, in my earlier years…
PHHHBBBTBTBTB (squeak!)!
FML
[QUOTE=lissener]
I just had a sudden insight.
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Sublime.
[QUOTE=Rubystreak]
To fart, or not to fart, that is the question.
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I am in awe. That was superb.
[QUOTE=MsRobyn]
I have to watch it when I take my son to school. It seems that crop-dusting kindergartners isn’t cool.
Robin
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Well, that doesn’t make sense - kids know better than anyone that farts are always funny.
Sadly, now that 2.5 Inches of Fart has been banned, it is time for this thread to disperse like a fart in the wind. Anyone with leftover fart jokes is free to start a new one.