Soooooo…where is our not-long-for-this-board friend?
(on preview – >3’s missing a brain. While I’ve not seen any evidence of heart, I do admit I’m only interested in the pile on, so I may have missed it.)
I just had a sudden insight.
Something like this? To be quickly followed by the celebrity version.
I was just coming here to pit the fart bowls they have in public bathrooms because they’re never wide enough to submerge my ass for maximum hilarious bubblage. But…you’re…supposed to shit in those? Gross.
When I was in my late teens, I used to take a Greyhound to visit a friend in a distant city once or twice a year.
While I was waiting in the Greyhound bus station, I had a favorite joke I used to play on innocent “By-sitters” in the cavernous, tile lined, resonant and echoing men’s room.
I would go into a stall, close the door, sit down, and wait until someone else came into the washroom. Then I would start doing the “bilabial friccative” making farting noises with my mouth. Loud, quiet, low and high pitched… it was a symphony, I tells ya, a symphony!
So… I guess that the OP can be glad he never ran into me, in my earlier years…
PHHHBBBTBTBTB (squeak!)!
FML
Sublime.
I am in awe. That was superb.
Well, that doesn’t make sense - kids know better than anyone that farts are always funny.
Sadly, now that 2.5 Inches of Fart has been banned, it is time for this thread to disperse like a fart in the wind. Anyone with leftover fart jokes is free to start a new one.