(Mods - can we pit fictional characters? If not, please move to Cafe Society, with my apologies).
So, I’ve just seen the film version of “The Merchant of Venice” - the modern one, with Al Pacino as Shylock. Good film, and I recommend it. But one of the strengths of the film, and its actors, is that it makes it very clear that Bassanio and Portia are horrible, horrible people. Just staggeringly bad.
Bassanio, after all, exploits Antonio’s infatuation with him for what is clearly a whole lot of cash, and puts Antonio in mortal peril by so doing. Ebert notes that Antonio is essentially financing his own romantic disappointment - and Bassanio is not nearly stupid enough to miss that.
And Portia … good Ford, what can I say about Portia? She’s lovely as hell, but my personal theory is that the whole marriage-lottery wasn’t designed to protect Portia from the world - but her father, knowing precisely what sort of cruel monster he’d raised, was trying to protect the world from her as well as he could. Were I dragged, kicking and screaming to Belmont, I’d pick the silver casket every time, and thank my lucky stars that Portia’s father had seen fit to give me an out.
For one thing, Portia is unabashedly, unashamedly bigoted - even in her guide as judge, she almost never addresses Shylock by name. He is merely “Jew”. There’s also a line from the play that didn’t make it into the movie, in which she hopes that no others with the “complexion” of her Moroccan suitor enjoy better luck than that fellow did. But beyond the racism, she’s just plain cruel - she does everything she can to strip Shylock of every bit of pride he has left, more or less because she can. And her “oh no, you lost the ring” game is just plain psychotic.
Antonio’s a bastard as well, of course - one can easily imagine him with a swastika armband, cheerfully watching as the SA burns Jewish shops. But one can at least understand his extra twist of the knife, when he makes Shylock convert and leave his property to his daughter’s (christian) husband - if someone came that close to gutting me, I’d probably want a bit of revenge too. And Shylock is monstrous in his own right - but he’s been made one, after spending a lifetime surrounded by cheerful Christian thugs.
Bassanio and Portia. Horrible, horrible people. Why couldn’t they just chug poison and stab each other, like those twits of Verona?