I pit pseudotriton ruber ruber

Not if it comes from taxpayer subsidized grants it ain’t. Then it’s just theft. :smiley:

Unless you’re planning to be the next Pope, of course.

Popes have to be virgins? I mean, you can’t live a live of mild debauchery and then come to the Lord?

I don’t really know how you become Pope anyway. When the old one dies, do they go around looking for a new baby that was conceived the exact moment the old one died? No, that would be reincarnation. How do you become Pope anyway?

Thunderdome.

Oh man. I can’t describe for you my moment of stunned surprise, then realization. I also can’t describe very well the way I burst out laughing.

I am still laughing and my coworker is looking at me like :dubious:.

Violating a declawed cat is much easier.

I think the proper protocol is to go back to the IMHO thread and post a link to the Pitting.

Just trying to help. :smiley:

:: waves wildly ::

I do! I do!

Although if I could pick a new username I’d go for Jurassic Lark.

If you need another reason to pit prr, you may want to start with his obvious efforts along those lines.

You’re going to have to gut it out, because for God’s sake, the post in question included a smilie. I am slow as molasses and even I register smilies.

:stuck_out_tongue:

Yeah, I still have remnant of :eek: all over me.

Not insufficently funny by my lights, I laughed my ass off in the original thread.