I Pit the Exploiters of Hermit Crabs

[Dazzling_White_Diamonds]

@Biggirl

You know what? I think there should be a national day of mocking. On that day we can mock everything we think is irrational with impunity. Until that day I reserve the right to snigger at people who go to seafood restaurants and are appalled that people are eating seafood there. And to snigger at those who equate conservationist with Christianity with irrationality.

Maybe we can call it National Derision Day. We’ll eat mock apple pie and everybody will wear “Kiss me, you’re stupid” buttons. And fun sticks. There should be fun sticks to poke at people with.

Biggirl, I think I love you. Thank you for brightening up my day!