There’s a lot of PETA bashing on this board, of which I wholeheartedly approve. I’m curious, though, if anyone else has actually had any run-ins with them, or reasons to personally hate them. Not that a reason is needed to hate and bash them; the fact that PETA is composed of a bunch or morons is quite sufficient. Here’s my story:
I used to be the general manager of a pizza restaurant in downtown San Jose. In 1998 the space next to my store became available for lease, so my boss (the owner of the restaurant) snapped it up and expanded the restaurant, tripling its size. One of the things he bought for the expansion was a 360 gallon aquarium, complete with two nurse sharks, Mike and Dale.
Those guys were awesome. I, and my staff, quickly fell in love with the sharks, and having them created something of a buzz around town. We fed them by hand, and would pet them as we fed them. I never knew fish could have personalities until I got Mike and Dale. For instance, the tank was located in my office, with the front facing out into the restaurant; the door to the office opened right near the side of the tank. Whenever I would enter, the sharks would dash to that end of the tank and start hamming it up. It’s hard to describe, but it was kind of like how a dog gets totally excited when you come home.
At one point, The Daily Show filmed a short segment in my restaurant specifically because of my sharks. They were doing a “Tale of Survival” story, about the mascot of the San Jose Sharks who tried to rappel from the rafters of the Arena and got stuck. TDS staff asked if there was anywhere close by that had actual sharks, and they were directed to my store. For some reason, only the second half of the story can be found in TDS archives, and the parts filmed in my store aired during the first half of the story.
Unfortunately, about a year after we got them, Mike and Dale started to outgrow their aquarium. I started looking around for someone to take them, but didn’t have much luck. I tried the Monterey Bay Aquarium and Steinhart Aquarium in San Francisco, but IIRC they couldn’t take them because they didn’t have tanks at an appropriate temperature for my sharks.
As an aside - and this isn’t even about PETA yet - during this time I got all sorts of grief from people about this. Some hippy-type would come up to me, all outraged, and start in about how I had to get those sharks outta there - as if I didn’t already know that. I would try to patiently explain that I was trying to find them a new home, but it was never good enough. I had to get them out RIGHT FUCKING NOW. I always wanted to throttle these idiots - what the hell was I supposed to do, drive the sharks down to Santa Cruz and toss 'em off the end of the pier?
Anyway, I wasn’t looking for any compensation for my sharks, I just wanted to find them a home. I was looking into donating them to Caesar’s Palace, when PETA came along. I knew of the organization, but at the time I didn’t know how loopy they were (or maybe they hadn’t gone off the deep end yet?). They wanted to help, and I was happy with that. In early 2000 they put together a deal where the sharks were flown to Miami and released off of the Florida Keys, at no expense to my company. The lady I dealt with was very nice (at the time), and I thought it was a win-win situation.
The San Jose Mercury News showed up to cover the story when the day came to remove the sharks from my restaurant. The next day, a Sunday, the story ran. The article was fair - it impartially covered the story pretty much as I’ve written it here. The press in Miami, though, was a different story. I wasn’t witness to it, as it happened on the other side of the country, but apparently the arrival of my sharks caused a bit of a stir in the Miami press. When I heard of this, I started looking into it, to see what was being written and shown on television.
None of it was good. The lady I dealt with was all smiles-and-nice with my company, then turned around and painted us as the epitome of evil to the media in Miami. Instead of just telling the truth, they were helping out someone in need and finding a home for my sharks, PETA made it appear as though I was some cruel asshole who likes to torture animals, keeping the sharks in a tank that was “unkempt” to the point the sharks “could barely breathe.” And, of course, PETA came charging to the “rescue.” It was all such a bunch of fucking bullshit! And did the “fair and impartial” press in Miami contact me to get my side of the story? Of course not.
As much as I would have liked to take PETA to task for this, it wouldn’t have done any good. Being the manager of the restaurant, if I’d attacked them then my company name would have gotten involved, and things would have become unnecessarily ugly. So I let it go. I did, however, write a scathing email to the nitwit at the Miami Herald who wrote a rather inflammatory article, but she never got back to me. Surprise, surprise.
For my write up here, I tried to hunt down these articles to link them here. I found the SJ Mercury story, dated 2/6/00, in their archives, but I’d have to create an account to access the full article, which I’m not interested in doing. I did a search for “shark” in the Miami Herald’s archives, looking through the month of February 2000, but I couldn’t find what I was looking for. But again, the search results only showed the first couple of lines of each story, and I can’t access the rest without an account.
So that is why I personally think PETA is a bunch of fucking idiots. Any others?