Wait. He actually said this, this is not a bit of droll satire?
I wonder if he has a chart showing his chances of being being elected Speaker.
Trying to draft Paul Ryan, but he turned them down. This is hilarious. Boehner can’t even manage the vote for his own replacement.
Huh? Of course I do. What does the link have to do with fuck all Jeremy?
And why is “not answering a simple question” suddenly a virtue with you?
Jesus murdering fistula! Is it your goal to be as unclear as humanly possible?
Nice necktie.
The only Google link is this thread, sadly.
The Pubs are searching for someone who can really unite their hopelessly fractured party. Good luck with that.
Wait! There is a hero on the horizon! Who could possibly unite the hopelessly fractured Pubs in the House?
Nancy Pelosi, that’s who! Exactly the Speaker that the Pubs need now!
A noun phrase, Congressman. We need a noun phrase.
[QUOTE=John Boehner]
I had this terrible nightmare last night that I was trying to get out and I couldn’t get out, and a hand came reaching, pulling me.
[/QUOTE]
I may be exaggerating for drollness.
Chaffetz was on Bush43’s speechwriting team back in early 2002. He was fired for asking “Why ‘Axis of Evil’ ?” The experience was highly formative.
What happens if they cannot elect a Speaker? Can Boehner still retire? They can’t force him to stay on right? How do bills come to the House floor for a vote if there is no Speaker to bring it to a vote? Can the House do anything? Is there like a Pro Temp version of a House leader?
He won’t leave. He wants to retain some dignity, and walking out on his party and the country isn’t much of a legacy.
If he says he’s going out for cigarettes, he’s not coming back.
Mark Takano (D-CA) had a little fun by posting a job notice on his Facebook page:
[QUOTE=Mark Takano]
SPEAKER OF THE HOUSE (Washington, D.C.)
Are you an American Citizen? Do you have experience negotiating hostage situations? Are you ready for the challenge of a lifetime? Then this job is for you!
We are seeking an extremely patient and motivated person to lead the U.S. House of Representatives.
Responsibilities:
-Keeping the government open
-Avoiding a default on U.S. debt
-Maintaining women’s access to health care
-Managing multiple investigative committees aimed at attacking Hillary Clinton
-Explaining to the “Freedom Caucus” the concepts of compromise and democratic governance
Requirements
-Proven ability to work with irrational people who pursue narrow priorities at the expense of millions of others
-Proficiency in Word, Excel and PowerPoint
-Babysitting experience STRONGLY PREFERRED
-No Congressional experience necessary
Please e-mail resume and an outline of your plan to TheNextFrankUnderwood [at] gmail [dot] com.
RINOs NEED NOT REPLY
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Pelosi. Only way to be sure.
Well, I guess this answers the question “Is our children learning?”
My God, it’s like someone put you up to this.
There’s literally nothing unclear about anything I’ve posted to this thread.
Meanwhile, you’re ranting like a demented Teaper and saying things which make absolutely no fucking sense.
Are you running for Speaker of the House? Have you officially announced your candidacy, or do you intend to strip naked and scream anti-Semitic obscenities at Boehner until you get the job through massive popular acclaim?
I notice you have no intention of actually answering any of my questions.
She’s like nuking the site from orbit?
That would be a first, for that blubbering drunk with the tanning cream addiction.