So, now, after 113 pages, it turns out its all about gerrymandering and equivalence. Who gnu? Turns out, everybody is guilty, therefore nobody is guilty, therefore the Republicans are innocent. There’s something wrong with that, but I can’t quite put my finger on it, young Methodist boys seldom get any training in the rigors of Jesuitical reasoning.
But for this: gerrymandering is mostly about divvying up voting districts, hence, voters. It tends to be a bi-partisan bargaining for the benefit of the Incumbency Party, the party composed of incumbent politicians who would prefer to remain so. As such, it depends on the actual fact of voting, it derives from voting. It is not about harassing voters to limit their political power, it is not about obstructing voters.
And voting is the essential fact of democracy, it is the crux of the biscuit, the essence, the thing itself.
Now, I admit my opinions are somewhat radical. Well, maybe “admit” isn’t precisely the right word, but never mind. I only mention that to cushion the blow of my moonbat extreme position, which is as follows:
Voting is so central, so crucial, that it even exceeds the importance of (gasp!) voter confidence! I’ll give the reader a moment to absorb that astounding suggestion, as it is admittedly a wildly radical notion…
But where there is no voting, there is no confidence. In a condition of celibacy, there is no difference between good sex and not-quite-so-good sex. Because there is no sex.
Gerrymandering can, and often is, little more than whore’s trading or it can devolve into a sordid exercise. Hindering, obstructing and harassing voters cannot be anything but sordid! It strikes at a principle so central to democracy that not even the sacred value of voter confidence can overrule it. It is the ingredients of the stew, the stock of the soup, the Holy Gruel.
Thank you, the witness may step down. No, quite all right, we need not delve into the fascinating topics of gerrymandering and equivalence, you are excused. You may shut up now.