This is going to be horribly obscure and boring for most of you, but I’m angry and need to vent.
Us Norwegians apparently had a collective attack of the stupids last election, and voted out our darling prime minister for a new, blue, coalition. And the new government will consist of the Progress Party (FRP) and the Right Party (H). For our American listeners, the Right party is slightly to the left of Obama, where the Progress party is is a sort of weird Lets-privatise-everything-and-spend-all-the-money-and-we-dont-like-libraries mishmash. I don’t mind the Rights as such - they’re an old party, have been in government before, fiscally quite sound, and I can see the logic to their views even if I don’t agree. FRP is an entirely loose cannon, and could do anything.
But what gets my goat is this will be a minority coalition, and one of the parties that will cooperate with them is KRF - the Christian Nutter Party.
And one of the things the christian nutters have pushed through us reintroduction of the right of doctors to refuse to provide treatment that “goes against their conscience”.
YOU TRAITOROUS GODBOTHERING FUCKWITS! WE WERE THIS CLOSE TO HAVING AN EQUAL SOCIETY AND NOW YOU’RE SETTING US BACK.
The right to abortion upon request should NOT be relinquished this easily you BLUE ASSHOLES*. The right to contraceptive counseling, IVF for lesbian couples and gender dysphoria counseling should not depend on the whim of the individual doctor.
Your vote-pandering just cost us an important part of our freedom. I hope your happy. I guess you are.
Go ahead and sell our waterfalls to the japanese, and privatize the oil for pennies. You are just crazy enough to do it. FUCK YOU IN THE EAR WITH A RUSTY CACTUS!
But hey, you legalized pro boxing and Segways. Go you.
And fuck the blue voters too. Look what you did. You fucked it all up. All of it. Nuts.
*Both government parties use blue as their logo color.