Once, on the old AOL SD message board, I told someone, and I quote “I suggest you go and attempt a physiologically improbable act of self-penetration” and got away with it.
Pussy. 
You totally backed down. Starting a thread about weak Pits and then you roll over.
I for one can’t remember the current ruling about “cunt” but figure I can proclaim, at myself, I AM A CUNT. And I don’t even like the word but it feels good to yell into a thunderstorm (veiled reference.)
Get a dick.
(I don’t come into the Pit very often but how was that?)
Hoo boy I shake my fist at you. How irksome!
Nice! I remember the Pit from back in the day. It was a fucking flame-war battleground, grown from the honored Usenet flaming tradition. Now it is watered down RO backwater.
I hope you don’t get banned for calling yourself a **** 
Dangit! I am irked. I might take my water pistol and spray the ground under your feet. Take that you irksome well liked individual!
From what I understand I can tell the “The Outside World”, in a generic fashion, without directing it to any poster on the SDMB, to “Kiss my ass” Lick my cunt" “suck my dick” “fuck you” “shove it up your ass” etc, without sanction.
… and how the feck am I gonna do that? Are you some culchie type of Thai Ladyboy with 2 sets of bodyparts?
I agree. Furthermore, I am tired of all the political Pit threads and RO about how “THIS GUY DID THIS”. It is part of the reason why I haven’t been posting much recently. Whatever happened to Pit threads that actually used to be fun to post in.
I agree, take it to GD.
You just c*n’t direct it at other posters.
Well I’m turned on now.
I think we all know what to do.
This board has taken you on quite the rollercoaster ride over the last nine months.
Clam up, 2006er!!! (I hope the verbiage “clam up” isn’t too risque for The Pit)
And… NOBODY BETTER LOOK AT MY JOIN DATE, or else.
He’s totally brand new, OK??
Oh oh. As soon as I read it, my eyes went straight over there. It’s like they have a mind of their own!
ETA: I’m just a regular Charter Member, not a super-duper, extra-special Charter Member Charter Member like Giraffe!
Yes, quite. May I say, ‘Well played.’ Have a pint on me. Sorry for the ads
All good suggestions, except The Heated Pool. I often find them too chilly to be comfortable.
Buddy, nice try. Check out chronological.
Seek therapy though I must url=[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tyS-jehNex8]admit.
Come think of it - I smoked a cigarette - it has potential. *cuntlapperry, cuntlappery cuntlap - fuck you"*
See it is such sesquipedalian machinations required to properly slag some fucker to truly deserves to be truly, and firmly needs to be told <____NSFW//u] [<– skip to 1:52 for relevance.
Yeah, I know busy was busy elsewhere. But I’m more than happy to try and stake my place as thensfw[url=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JErcHNSAfRk] whitest guy around
Fuck off for showing up to one of my threads you scrawny-necked-iconic-mother-fucker you.
Yes it did.
I downloaded copies of certain threads, with comments from certain posters.
I would hate for them to become public.
I’ve stashed them with Julian Assange and Edward Snowden, in case anything happens to me.
Y’all have been warned.
Well, that’s not very neighbourly!
Rude. I don’t come to the Pit to be insulted, you know. I come to hear people’s feelings on coworkers who don’t refill the printer with paper and whether or not people are upset that a baby got murdered. :mad:
That baby needed killin’.