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Saying “lol” after everything is a stupid internet trope, in that by doing so, you’re asserting that what you said is devastatingly funny but that your readers nonetheless can’t figure that out–it’s the contemporary equivalent of the sitcom laugh track.

If you dislike this guy Clothy, fine–but that doesn’t mean you should abandon the rules of civility and common decency when responding to him or to any other poster. The people here kind of disgust me in their behavior, attitude, and manner. Internet incivility is, sadly, another trope–you can drop all pretensions of being a civilized human being and just let yourself spew.

Sad, really, that so many people have this behavior so ready to pull out at a moment’s notice–calling complete strangers idiots, etc.

No, idiot. If you read the rules, moron, you’d know that. If you, a fucking shithead, had anything resembling a clue, then you’d be able to scrape together 2 of your 3 brain cells together to cobble together a coherent point, jackass.

Had I been “clueless,” I wouldn’t have postulated that which you confirm is, in fact, true: that people get to act like children at recess here. Believe me, I easily figured out that common decency was not mandated here.

What also seems to be true is that people come here, not to discuss anything, but to engage in childish behavior, pitch insults, and in general be assholes. I don’t want to spend any more time in the chimpanzee cage, so I’ll leave you all to throw feces at one another. You all evidently think that’s fun–how sad.

How sad to observe your behavior.

“Sad, really, that so many people have this behavior so ready to pull out at a moment’s notice–calling complete strangers idiots, etc.”

Well, see, I dispute this, also. I started with you making cogent points, politely, you started with the snark. And then you responded to my demolishing your arguments with strawmanning or ignoring the posts you couldn’t refute, or moving the goalposts. I pointed out all of this to give you chance to respond intelligently, and you ‘burbled burbled’.

So you see, I didn’t call you an idiot at a moment’s notice - I waited until you had demonstrated it beyond all doubt. Also, you’re a hypocrite, and your father smells of elderberries.

lol

Aww Tralfy, don’t be a sad mopey face and start pouting:(

I find you amusing. The pretentiousness, the condescension, the arrogance all framed by a genuine lack of self awareness…

Please stay and continue spouting your inimitable. "All bow before me, my name IS my cite “shtick”…

It’s funny, if you would have asked me I’d have said there’s no way a pit of Republicans would turn on the OP on this board. And yet… :slight_smile:

I guess Dopers hate pretentious assholes even more than Republicans. Yowza!

Look, tralf, lemme clue you in: This is the Dope. On this Board, if everyone else in the thread appears to unite in calling you an idiot, it’s not them, it’s you.

You know what’s sad? You trying to get an erection without a clown choking you. I find that depressing. No clown should have to choke you.

I honestly don’t know what this means, but it made me laugh my ass off.
Not sure what that says about me.

Maybe Miss Elizabeth. In my fantasies I’d like to think arguing in bad faith would get you skewered regardless of party affiliation.

You can’t have a civilized pitting to savage the topic du jour with someone who went to the Pee Wee Herman School of Rhetoric.

You might have a point if high deficits caused the problem or if lowering deficits would put a single person back to work. But they didn’t and it wouldn’t, so you’re just full of nonsense.

I’m getting a E. M. Forster vibe here.

Are you channeling Cecil Vyse?

Fixed that for ya, because you’re a total retard.

I think we have to disagree on this. I think it is crippling. It’s getting worse on a daily basis and I seriously fear that the entire house of cards is going to collapse on us if we don’t do something drastic to fix it very soon.

Link for ya, because you’re an illiterate retard.

CMC fnord!

No, those insults were all fine. And yes, people do get to act like utter assholes in the Pit. In fact, it’s the express purpose of this forum. You would probably know this already, if you had read the BBQ Pit rules sticky. Or the forum description. Or just about any of the other threads in here.

You should probably do that before you start any more Pit threads.

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What did I just fucking say?

This is a formal warning for altering a quote inside of a quote box.
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Yes, we’ve dragged this train wreck to a hundred posts! Drop the confetti!!