Okay, this is one helluva rant, so bear with me. I considered starting a few different threads to talk about these problems. But then I realized that there’s just too many topics. So here we go.
[RANT]
D.A.R.E.- A waste of money and a waste of space. Tell me, when you think, do you hear an echo?
PETA- You guys started out with a good idea, and blew it WAY out of proportion. Anyone who values the lives of other animals over our own species makes me fucking sick. It’s gotten to the point where I feel embaressed to admit that I believe in animal rights for fear of being associated with you assholes.
Tobacco Companies- No two ways around it, you people are Lucifer’s action figures. Now I’m the first to admit that cigarettes were by no means shoved down my throat. But not only did you put out a lethal drug, you had a chance to make a cancer-free cigarette. And you didn’t because you were afraid it would suggest that your other cigarettes were less than safe. Twice-double shame on you.
SUV Drivers- You pig-headed fucks! It’s bad enough that you need an extension of your dick, but now you’re extending it into MY territory! Hear that clipping sound? It’s time to reel it in Bubba. The grass is greener on the other side, but instead of taking better care of your lawn, you gotta fuck up mine. Asshole. There is absolutely NO REASON you need a vehicle that big. And now you have the audacity to bitch about gas prices? Moron. You aren’t in high-school anymore. The drag race is over. Why don’t you make like Thelma & Louise and go find a cliff?
The Christian Coalition- What part of “serperation of church and state” don’t you understand? I like Christ. Christ was a great guy. But you people make me fucking sick! Your religion is not the only religion out there. And I don’t mind if you sit in your house and believe what you like. But if you bring it to my door I’m gonna feel obliged to tell you that you’re wrong. You talk about the rights of the family, but you forget that not all family’s are like yours. If mine was, I might’ve turned out as fucked up in the head as you.
Republicans- You are SO wrong! All the republicans I’ve seen are either stupid, misinformed, selfish, or all of the above. Robin Hood would hang himself by his bowstring if he saw your “Steal from the poor and give to rich” mentality. You act like you own this country, but you seem to forget that if we don’t work, then you have to get off your ass and go find a real job. And I KNOW you don’t want that. It seems like some kind of legacy for liberals to quickly change sides once they actually get some money in their hands. How on earth do you justify giving more money to Lockheed than to welfare? National Defense? Ha! Pull your head out of your ass and look at a map. They’re all the way over there. When’s the last time anybody attacked us? It’s not National Defense, it’s National Offense. And you seem to be succeeding, cuz you’re offending the hell out of me. Ya mooks.
Everyone Else- You know who you are.
I agree with every single rant there. Especially the Christian Coalition rant and the PETA rant. I love animals, and consider my pets to be family members, but “Ronald McSociopath”? “Got Beer”? What the fuck are they smoking? You can’t say you’re in favor of animal rights anymore because you get associated with these PETA fucks!
