Muffin, I posted too soon without considering the final part of your post. You could be right - the mother may not have been properly trained in helmet selection. My previous post should be amended as follows:
This thread is almost two weeks old. Do we have an update on the condition of the baby? Is the baby still dead?
Can anyone comfirm that Max Headroom just had a baby (Mini Headroom)? Given Max was the result of a collision with a sign at a parking garage, I wonder if . . .
AND a free helmet.
Yes, but what can you do with a baby helmet except throw another baby off another parking ramp?
Jimbo, you’re forgetting the huge range of “Throw Things AT The Baby” activities. And (unlike The Parking Ramp Game™), the whole family can play.
Zombie baby apocalypse!!!
Repair work is stalled— apparently there’s been some difficulty assembling all the king’s horses and all the king’s men. One man and one horse are missing, and there’s whispered rumors they may have run off together.
With enough babies, the whole family CAN play The Parking Ramp Game.
And, while the helmet would be really good for a game of Jarts, it’s really not very useful for most other throwing games.
That’s one good thing about young teen pregancies – lots of babies over the years, so many happy years of family Parking Ramp Games.