She was flying a plane! And she was drunk! And high! On CRACK!!!
And she had a baby strapped in and it wasn’t even in a baby seat!!!
THEN, WHILE DRUNK she BROKE THE PLANE! And there were no parachutes aboard.
So she GUTTED her baby and used it’s skin to MAKE A BALLOON and she floated down on her DEAD BABY’S CORPSE!
AND THE PLANE CRASHED INTO A BUNCH OF KITTENS AND PUPPIES THAT WERE FROLICKING WITH BABY HARP-SEALS!
AND THEN, she minced up her baby and stuffed it’s minced up body into it’s own intestines! And made SAUSAGES WITH THEM! AND SHE ATE IT AND STAYED ALIVE!
AND NOW SHE’S PREGNANT WITH NINE-TUPLETS!
I’m normally in favor of the death penalty, but I’ll oppose it this time so she can get sent to prison and be raped. In the BUTT! A LOT!
I’m glad I’m a better person than she is.
I’ll bet no-one can think of a WORSE story to be recreationally outraged about than this!
Fenris, aghast
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A) Parody threads are allowed and don’t have to be labeled, as long as they’re linked. This one is.
B) Anyone who feels the need to post RO threads, be my guest. It’s within the rules. But so’s mine.
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You haven’t heard the latest. Apparently, her plane crash-landed onto a tour bus filled with elderly nuns, which rolled out of control into an orphanage which caught fire and burned down the entire block, including a baby formula factory. Three firemen (and one cop, who was two days from retirement) were killed while fighting the inferno.
I, for one, am outraged. I mean, who let that woman fly a plane? She should be home cooking for her husband and changing diapers like The Good Lord intended.