Who the hell uses their baby as a weapon??

[Freudian_Push_Up_Bra]

lissener in this thread pointed this out to us and dared us to pit it.

Here goes. (first pit thread)

Woman says she didn’t mean to hurl baby

How fucking drunk do you have to be to not notice that you picked up a 4 week old infant by the legs and swing him into his father??

Graham said she “snapped” and began grabbing things and throwing them at Deangelo Troop, 20, not realizing she had picked up her 4-week-old son, Jarron Troop, telling police she held the child by his legs and swung him at his father. Police had said they believed the woman held the baby by the midsection when she hit the man.

Okay, when I ‘snap’, I say things that are cruelly honest. I don’t throw my things, least of all, MY BABY (if I had one) at someone. Oh wait, she held the baby by the midsection. So she didn’t ‘hurl’ him, she used him like a fucking baseball bat!

Jarron, who was born Sept. 11, suffered a fractured skull and bleeding in the brain after the incident. The infant’s head hit Deangelo, who had also fathered one of Graham’s other four children.

I can see this going down beautifully;

Five year old Jarron: Mommy, why am I different from the other kids?

Stupid Drunken Twat Who Should Have Been Sterilised: Because I ‘snapped’ and hurled you at your father.

“People are trying to make a big deal about it, but she did not do it on purpose. … It was just a mistake,” he [Deangelo Troop, baby’s father] said.

Okay, so she didn’t hurl the baby on purpose. Picking up the baby was a mistake. But she was trying to batter the crap out of you! You’re twenty years old, she’s twenty seven AND SHE HAS HAD TWO OF YOUR KIDS, one of which she just used to beat the crap out of you.

Police said Troop punched Graham in the eye after she put the baby down, and police photos later showed her eye blackened and swollen shut.

Never mind, you can clearly hold your own.

Chyrotia Graham, 27, of Erie, told police she had been drinking when an argument with the child’s father turned violent

At least this stupid piece of shit was honest about it.

I can’t believe how some people can drink themselves into such a state that they don’t realise they’re using THEIR OWN GODDAMN BABY TO BEAT THEIR LOVER!

head explodes

[Baker]

Will this at least terminate her parental rights to the baby?

[Nava]

According to the article, the baby and the other four kids have been taken away (the baby is in the hospital). Whether parental rights are terminated or not will take a while to be decided.

[athelas]

Wait, what? I thought women were always the victims of domestic violence!

[Anaamika]

@athelas

Wait, what? I thought women were always the victims of domestic violence!

Don’t you see? They were fighting, so obviosly it was HIS fault to get her so mad! Plus he probably supplied the alcohol, too, and GOT her drunk in the first place! Yeah man, that’s it!
:rolleyes: Poor little baby.

[Eve]

I can’t imagine a four-month-old baby would make a very effective weapon, especially if she was swinging it by the midsection instead of the legs. Call me old-fashioned, but give me a good rolling pin any day.

[What_Exit]

@Eve

I can’t imagine a four-month-old baby would make a very effective weapon, especially if she was swinging it by the midsection instead of the legs. Call me old-fashioned, but give me a good rolling pin any day.

Well it is already clear that the unfit mother Graham is stupid, now I guess we are down to determining how stupid. I think your post is a good and valid point and we can subtract another 10 points from her IQ. I am looking at a 60 IQ currently, do we have any more points to deduct?

I do not care what kind of accident it was, she needs to go away. Crap, this is why I am heavily in favor of government paid sterilization and suggesting it be done. Four more kids with almost no chance in life. Hurray.

Jim

[Mellivora_capensis]

A little off topic, I guess, but a friend of mine has been known to refer to his Glock as his “baby”.

[Beware_of_Doug]

@Eve

I can’t imagine a four-month-old baby would make a very effective weapon

Biological, maybe, if its diaper is loaded… :rolleyes:

[Uzi]

Hey, if the kid was a half of a Siamese twin we could call them ‘Nunchaku babies’! … Uh, well you see, ‘nunchaku’ and ‘siamese’, hehe, uh,… <sound of crickets disturbed by angry crowd of torch and pitchfork carrying villiagers> Oh, I am so going to hell for this.

[Damuri_Ajashi]

@Eve

I can’t imagine a four-month-old baby would make a very effective weapon, especially if she was swinging it by the midsection instead of the legs. Call me old-fashioned, but give me a good rolling pin any day.

Maybe she was hurting the baby to hurt the father (not in the literal sense but in the “here’s your fu**ing baby” sense.

[Enderw24]

It’s possible she merely wished to throw a bucketful of bathwater at the father but did so without verifying her baby’s whereabouts.

[phungi]

at least she didn’t use sex as a weapon, as Pat Benatar told us that is a no-no…

[Mellivora_capensis]

@Enderw24

It’s possible she merely wished to throw a bucketful of bathwater at the father but did so without verifying her baby’s whereabouts.

<snerk>

Uzi, you got seats on that bus for us?

[Malacandra]

@Eve

I can’t imagine a four-month-old baby would make a very effective weapon, especially if she was swinging it by the midsection instead of the legs. Call me old-fashioned, but give me a good rolling pin any day.

One rolling pin coming right at you. Don’t duck and we can get this over with in one swing. There’s a time and a place. Twit.

[Anaamika]

@Malacandra

One rolling pin coming right at you. Don’t duck and we can get this over with in one swing. There’s a time and a place. Twit.

Why are you only picking on Eve? Other people made jokes.

[black_rabbit]

@Eve

I can’t imagine a four-month-old baby would make a very effective weapon, especially if she was swinging it by the midsection instead of the legs.

Indeed. You can’t get up any momentum like you can with a toddler, and you can’t really throw them rapid-fire like you can with newborns.

[Uzi]

@Mellivora capensis

<snerk>

Uzi, you got seats on that bus for us?

I’ll see about getting a charter. Book your seat now as it looks to be filling up fast!

[Q.E.D]

@black rabbit

Indeed. You can’t get up any momentum like you can with a toddler, and you can’t really throw them rapid-fire like you can with newborns.

Also, they’re soft and the limbs tend to snap off too easily. On the plus side, all the screaming and spitting up is bound to consternate your opponent.

[Anaamika]

@Q.E.D.

Also, they’re soft and the limbs tend to snap off too easily. On the plus side, all the screaming and spitting up is bound to consternate your opponent.

:snicker: Oh, man, now I’m on the bus, too. At least I get to sit next to Q.E.D..