Ogre, we get it. You are a better person than us. Really!
RESOLVED:** OGRE** IS A BETTER PERSON THAN US
Your outrage is duly noted. Now, go crap somewhere else.
The Ukrainian judge only gives you a 2.5 for your weak effort at a reverse whoosh. 
You misspelled “wank material”.
I have no idea what you’re talking about. I’m enjoying wallowing in the death and misery of this infant. Aren’t you?
But is he more fun than a dead baby?
Jury is still out.
I’m not - I’m enjoying a thread full of black humour about something that 99.9999%* of the population of the planet thinks is a terrible thing.
*Rough estimate.
Huh. Weird. I thought we were all basking in all this glorious infant pain, while underhandedly upbraiding a Doper for posting an RO thread, as if feelings of genuine outrage aren’t perfectly justified in the Pit.
Do you think the percentage should be higher or lower?
Don’t care. Like most people in this thread, I don’t give a damn about any of them.
While I have participated in the black humor, I can’t help but wonder what would the response be if someone threw a kitten off a parking garage.
I think this accusation of threadshitting might be more appropriate in a situation where its target isn’t the only other person posting to the thread to do anything other than threadshit. You know?
Now let’s not get crazy here. I don’t even think mass murderers would stoop to doing something so cruel and heartless as throwing an adorable, fuzzy widdle kitten off a parking garage. That is incomprehensible!
From a strain to a stain, the slogans just write themselves.
Hardly the same. Throwing a kitten off a parking garage wouldn’t be a bad thing.
Although if they did something like that, like, say, a Russian lass throwing puppies off a bridge, I’ll bet the namby-pambies around here might get outraged and have a multi-page shitfit. Pussies.
Puppies? Whatever. I’m talking about kittens here, with their fuzzy little tails and bright eyes and heart-melting mewling. No way does anyone throw a kitten off a parking garage. That’s a level of evil that simply doesn’t exist in the universe. Almost as bad as the thought of stuffing a baby in a microwave…
Well, was the baby attached to buttered toast?
Well, that was fun.
No further condemnation of baby-murdering will be tolerated.
This thread is about babies being hurled from great heights. Please stay on topic.