Better to send one to Zimbabwe…
Escalades are big, but not nearly big enough to fit a Nike manufacturing plant. Malaysia is a much better choice.
Can I get a receipt for my taxes? Nothing says “I love the world” like a stack of receipts for a dollar at time attached to my 1040…
Don’t you mean a “sand wich?” 
Which sandy beach will I enjoy my sandywhich, beach?
Anyone care for a bite of broodwich? You don’t know it? Here are the ingredients:
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Is that what it’s about? Because I knew it wasn’t about the sandwiches but I thought it was about a bunch of morons starting up long stupid “joke” hijacks that would only be funny if you are a simpleton or had been smoking pot until 4 in the morning.
Seriously, dude, if you had actually read the thread, you would see that the sammich thing was the most valuable thing about it.
You’re getting pissed about someone spitting on the floor of the Titanic.
And this is new for him?
In steerage, no less. Which is where, coincidentally enough, most of the sandwiches consumed on the ship were eaten.
Fine, you don’t like the joke I put forth then that’s no skin off my nose. They can’t all be winners, I’ve been here long enough to know that this is a tough crowd and I ain’t that funny.
I wouldn’t have even responded to your bitching if you hadn’t gone waaay off the deep end with your jackass observation and needlessly attacked freekalette by using the vilest language you could find. Really, if you’d just posted “I don’t think the sandwich thing is funny or relevant to the discussion at hand” then good for you, you humorless turd. But when it comes to hijacks in this thread, you’re the one that fucked that ditch pig. Not me, and not anyone else and nothing you can protest is going to change that. You’re just a troll on top of another troll. Enjoy your sloppy seconds.
I don’t know. Maybe I should stop caring.
Get me a sandwich.
Better still stop posting.
Now then, whaddya want on that butty?
Hey now don’t kick the guy while he’s down. That’s not classy.
Mmmm roast beef sammich nom nom nom…
Thanks, Freekalette, good sammichz. Mebee shuld be rul. Sammich only give 4 gud grammer, speling and mean and full contrbut’ns to da tread.
Next time I’ll bring seltzer bottles and cream pies.
ETA, You start on any of the Ayn Rand I assigned, Two-1/2" of Fun?
And was you user name occasioned by 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch"?
Okay, so I bought more sammich fixin’s. (Yes, yes. SaNDWich. Piss off.)
I fed six people today on freerice, which felt good, but I’m still having trouble finding info on the group I most want to help. Somehow, Googling “child prostitution” just seems like a really bad idea, especially since I need to narrow it down to my local area. Any Dopers able to think of a suitable word combination are hereby eligible for extra condiments on their next sammich. Any takers?
Sexual Slavery? White Slavery? I don’t think Googling “child prostitution” is going to bring up website offering the service, cc’d to the local police.
Hmm. ‘child prostitution ohio’ brought out 337,00 hits. Some were organizations like
www.victimsofviolence.on.ca/research50.html
and
www.nursinglibrary.org/Portal/main.aspx?pageid=4024&sid=12322
But no sirens went off. I’ll let you know if I notice an increase in police presence in my neighborhood, or suddenly start getting pulled over for minor infractions.
Minor infractions, or minor infractions? :dubious:
Bravo sir. Well played.
Just came back to mention… I do call it a ‘sammich’… Just cos I like the sound of the word.
Oh, and to keep on topic: Yes. We’re all horrible.
Anyone got any extra really sharp cheddar?