Da missus and I set off across the state of Florida this weekend for a getaway. We were getting a little tired of our life on our home island on the southeast coast of Florida, where primary activities include swimming and bicycling, so we decided to off to an island on the southwest coast of Florida, where primary activities include swimming and bicycling. But hey, southwest, right?
Anyhow, we had a lovely weekend. On the way back, we planned to stop at Eden Wineries, the southernmost vineyard in the continental US, but when we got there, we found it was closed (subject for another Pit thread). Having no other plans, we decided to head to the Edison-Ford Winter Estates in Ft. Myers. We had read a bit about them - as the name implies, they were the winter estates of Thomas Edison and Henry Ford - and they sounded interesting. The Edison house was the biggest attraction; Henry Ford’s home was essentially a Craftsman bungalow with some minor additions.
When we arrived at the estates, we first went to the ticket booth. There were two options available. First, the full tour, including the estate homes themselves, for $16.00. Second, the grounds tour, which excluded the homes, for $9.00. We went for the full tour.
When the tour group gathered, we were handed some literature and a “return coupon” each. The tour guide said he would explain the return coupons later. (I thought that they might be tickets to allow you back in if you left the estates). Anyway, the tour group started walking towards the Edison house.
On approaching the house, we noticed that it bore a distinct resemblence to a construction site. The guide gathered us together and told us that they were rebuilding the Edison house due to termite damage, and that the return coupons would allow us to re-visit the estate after the Edison house renovations were complete.
What a fucking slimy thing to do!! Had we known that the Edison house was under construction, we would have just taken the grounds tour, and saved seven bucks each. The Estate knew that’s what people would do, so they didn’t tell us about the construction until after we had paid and started the tour. It was deliberate deceit, and the “return coupon” was just horseshit. I doubt we will be back in Ft. Myers for a long time, and there were people on the tour from Germany and other European countries.
The Estates had a choice - be honest, and lose some ticket receipts during the slowest time of the year in South Florida, or be deceitful, and lose goodwill. Methinks they made a bad choice.
Sua