US leftie checking in: I agree with the OP. This forum has an unusual and interesting mix of rationalism and cluestick.
I’ve only been on a couple cites but this one is really smart. And hip. I feel like I’m trying to merge with traffic that’s moving at about 95 mpr
Cite = Something used to backup an assertion. “He cited the constitution on his assertion concerning separation of church and state.”
Site = A website or location.
And we’re also not shy about correcting spelling, grammar, and incorrect word choice.
Welcome to the Boards, Hollow mask. 
Yo’ momma so fat, the whole Russian shot put team couldn’t throw her across a fishing line. 
Touché! 
Don’t ever let it be said that I can’t take a joke when I realize I was taking myself too seriously. And boy was I ever. Thank heavens that’s over!
Worse still, you’re on the exit ramp.
Still trying to figure out what ‘95 mpr’ is.
Miles per ?
Minutes Per Rotation?
Moderators Per Retard?
Because we’d want someone else to do it for us. We like it.
(Would the standardized mothers have handles, like curling stones?)
Zev! Long time no hear Reb!
Ignore the grumps, kid. Some of our complement never learned how to accept a compliment. But don’t let us catch you fucking up like that again. Or beginning more sentences with conjunctions. And if you are caught, claim that, because you know the rules of grammar, you can stomp on them and make them your bitch. Let your watchword be, “I meant to do that.” You are like a cat now, and will never be wrong again. Unless you disagree with me.
Anyway, welcome aboard.
True enough.
cough
Some Dopers don’t look very highly :dubious:
On gratuitous use of a smiley :rolleyes:
I say, they’re full of crap! :mad:
Such an expressive app! 
Use it slyly or dryly – not shyly! 
You’re awesome, BrainGlutton.
Whoosh!
Thank you, DrDeth. I’m still around here and there.
Zev Steinhardt
So . . . a blow job is probably out of the question, then?
Because I know the rules of grammar, I can stomp on them and make them my bitch.
You walked right into that.
No woosh, my cough was a commentary on your demonstration of “stomping on the rules of grammar cos you know them and therefore you can”. Next time I’ll be more boring and say “I see what you did there”.