Wow. I must work on my chatty conversational tone whilst posting. Maybe if I ask the question while I cross my legs demurely and pour you a cup of tea, Earl Grey (hot)?
I’m 100% in.
Also:
No radio. Yes that means even NPR.
NO TV of any sort.
No newspaper.
Also I will not open any e-mail from my whichever wing whack-o-aunt.
I… I just can’t take any more. I’m disconnecting. I plan to spend tomorrow evening sitting on the porch with a cigar and several drinks. The only way I will know anything of the election is from the weeping and wailing from my neighbors.
I am SO in.
And Wilford Brimley has Diabeetus. 
Since his grandmother’s death counts as a major life event (since she largely raised him) participation in those threads don’t break the fast.
I was sucked into one - I didn’t recognise a term in the title as being political, and opened it by mistake. Can I still sit with you cool kids?