I quit.

[Quasimodem]

I know, and I’m glad you’re not leavin’. (You’re not, right?;))

Tried to find an appropriate YouTube, but couldn’t, so let’s use our imagination:

Ya got two guys sittin’ at the bar, one just having a beer (you), the other one sloppy drunk (me) after having been kicked out by his wife/left by his girlfriend.

Apparently, friend number one has said some things to make his drunk, crying buddy feel better about it all and this is what drunk buddy (while throwing his arms around buddy number one) says, while blubbering:

“Ah love you, man! sniff (raises voice) Ah loh’ you, and I ain’t just sayin’ that, okay??? sniff (lower voice) Ah loh’ you…”

Friend number one (looking around, embarrassed): “Hey, it’s okay, ah’ite?”

And they leave the bar with friend one supporting the other guy.

Now I know that’s not at all our situation, but I wrote that little skit and performed it once at a small party with friends and they loved it.

Anyway, just sayin’ I don’t have so many Doper friends that I can afford to lose one, and I’m glad you’re gonna hang, bro!

Quasi

[DrFidelius]

Search? This board has a search function?

And here I’ve been making shit up as I go along for the past decade…

[samclem]

@Fenris

I thought we got a whole new server–hence “amnesia weekend”. I know they did a software upgrade too, but weren’t we also supposed to be moved to a shiny new server?

I think, reading old posts from jdavis, that we got upgraded to a group of servers. The only relevant posts I could find on the subject are
http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10138606&postcount=26 by Jerry around the time of the upgrade,

and then one recently by Ed

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=11636617&postcount=73

[mangeorge]

@Quasimodem

I know, and I’m glad you’re not leavin’. (You’re not, right?;))

Tried to find an appropriate YouTube, but couldn’t, so let’s use our imagination:

Ya got two guys sittin’ at the bar, one just having a beer (you), the other one sloppy drunk (me) after having been kicked out by his wife/left by his girlfriend.

Apparently, friend number one has said some things to make his drunk, crying buddy feel better about it all and this is what drunk buddy (while throwing his arms around buddy number one) says, while blubbering:

“Ah love you, man! sniff (raises voice) Ah loh’ you, and I ain’t just sayin’ that, okay??? sniff (lower voice) Ah loh’ you…”

Friend number one (looking around, embarrassed): “Hey, it’s okay, ah’ite?”

And they leave the bar with friend one supporting the other guy.

Now I know that’s not at all our situation, but I wrote that little skit and performed it once at a small party with friends and they loved it.

Anyway, just sayin’ I don’t have so many Doper friends that I can afford to lose one, and I’m glad you’re gonna hang, bro!

Quasi

We’re having a virtual manhug right this minute.