Ok, it’s wayyy over the line, and pretty disgusting, IMO. But obviously a joke:
From: Pablo Molein <pm@pulsin.com > Date: Mon, 18 Dec 2000
I really do not like cats very much, they tend to smell funny (like a cat, or an old lady’s house, or I guess a cathouse), and their fine fur makes me break out in hives. But I do like dogs. So my question is, can I get a Bonsai Puppy? Can I order him in the shape of a Pretzel or at least a Torus?
Dear Pablo,
One of my favorite stories as a child was that of “Pretzel the Dachshund.” How I wish I had good news for you, but alas I do not. Feline bones are unique in that, like their visual system, they are not fully-formed at birth. This is the reason why the technique is possible with a kitten. A puppy’s bones, like that of a baby, are not rubbery at birth, hence, a puppy will not bounce, and the proverbial “bouncing baby boy” is more of an alliterative quip than a reality. Genetically-engineered hairless kittens sometimes come onto the market, but they are quite expensive. You might try checking e-bay or a similar auction service to see if they are available at a discount. Best of luck with your allergies.
The Klein bottle was a tipoff as well.
When you’re finished being perplexed and disturbed by Bonsaikitty, check out www.manbeef.com
You can always spot a satirical site by the fact that it is pretty well-written and -edited. (See www.landoverbaptist.org .) People ignorant enough to actually contemplate anything along these lines can’t write a sentence without “alot” or confusing “it’s” with “its.”