I sailed on Johnny Depp's ship

Oh, I don’t know, a canon on an inflatable boat may not be advisable, but it could be entertaining, at least for the people on shore. I probably wouldn’t get to witness it though, since I’m no longer a White Rock Doper - I moved to Victoria a month ago and was just back there for the long weekend to get a few things I’d left behind in the move. I think there might be one or two other people still in the area though, and I’d totally be there for a White Rock Dopefest on a long weekend.

Hmm, cannon on an inflatable boat. Makes me wonder if they’d listen to Reason.