I don’t want to, but I totally believe that this the actual resume she sends out to prospective employers, complete with multiple angry smoking screeds included. I noticed her last job was in 1988. What a winner.
Somewhat related anecdote:
There was a fellow around town who would drive from his apartment to the nearby tobacco shop on his little motorized scooter. It was decorated with multiple bumper stickers bearing anti-Japanese sentiment - “Hungry? Eat your rice burner.”; a Japanese flag with a slash through it; that sort of thing.
The scooter was a Kawasaki. :smack:
That can’t be real, can it? I mean, I know this is the Internet and all, but that site just seems like the Landover Baptist of web design.
Hmmm. When did they come out with that new uni-sticker frame design? Does it help them hold together better?
…and coming in the 2013 model year by popular demand: Duct Tape…!
Personally, I like this bit:
“Also breeders of quality Afghan Hound”. Note the singular. Guess they only bred the one quality hound. 
He was the Kwisatz Hounderach.
if we could in-line images on this board, you would see the gif of Orson Welles slow-clapping in this space.
I rarely laugh out loud, but that was one. Thank you!
So, so wrong. But I guess that makes her the Bene Ciggeret.
this one gets the Welles .gif, except this time it’s the one with Gary Busey’s face 'shopped in.
They don’t BELEIVE the liberal media. I wonder if the conservative media has their own spell check?
I think it’s terrific. I mean, how many lunatics are out there, and you have to actually spend TIME with them before you figure it out. She’s nice enough to let everyone know right up front. I wish more people were that honest ;).
Reminds me of the “World Ending” van around here, it’s been mentioned here before but the people live in a house off of North King’s Highway in Alexandria VA. Interestingly, I don’t think they’ve had it repainted yet.
Followup: Inspired by the van sighting, I have made a good-sized donation to the charity Americans For Nonsmokers’ Rights.
I’m quite tempted to email her with this good news, but I really don’t want the inevitable nasty response. Is there a way to inform her of my donation without blocking her email?
Get a throwaway email account and use it to email her. I have one regular account and one that I use exclusively for when I order stuff. I only check on the second account when I’ve actually ordered something. It’s amazing how many companies ignore it when I tell them that no, I don’t want to be on their email list.
Wow, I was already snickering from the other one, giggling like a girl, then I got to Bene Ciggeret and I lost it.
Pure comedy gold.