There are so many, I know…but the one I saw today really sticks in my memory:
“Keep Honking. I’m Reloading.”
It’s so bad, yet so right-on.
What state lets you have that on a plate?
Well, it was compressed into KPHNIRL of course, but…
BABS4EVA on a beautiful new BMW.
Those BarbraHeads are out of control, I tell ya.
HILARI on a new baby blue Cougar. I have the oppurtunity to ding every morning and every evening yet I resist…
I saw one on the back of a porsche the other day that just cracked me up and I was suprised that it passed the DMV.
**SOFAKIT **
(So-fuck-it)
On a sporty little number driven by a young-looking dude:
THX DAD
TREPAN on a new Jag convertable.
This is ab-so-lutely the funniest plate I’ve seen. And, it is by accident. It would be made so much sweeter if it was a little old lady driving the car.
Many years ago I saw a car in L.A. that had:
ES DREK
That’s Yiddish for “eat shit.” I can’t believe they got away with it.
Haj
On a BMW convertible driven by a blond hottie FRM DADY
And many years ago on a vette as I recall CMEXLR8
(See me Accelerate)
IMNNML on a junker while passing Detroit.
On a Saab–
SLAAB
A big black BMW with a man driving:
Jacker 1
On a Porsche 911 Turbo - TUR80
On a refurbished shiny black hearse, ca. mid-60-'s: RGR MRTS
Can’t remember the car, but I got a chuckle out of IYQ2. The one that amazed me was 4BNEZ–why on earth would you advertise that?! I had a coworker who was always late, so on her car:
L8 L8 L8. Another coworker (a Scottsdale realtor) had a brand-new silver Cadillac that she graced with HI HO.
YOURN
Though it does help to know that the owner was a urologist. 
“TIHZON”
It read “NO SHIT” seen through the rear vision mirror. Well, almost.