Dear Mrs. S.
I’m sorry I snapped. I didn’t mean to. It was a long day, I was sun burned, and we were going in circles with a conversation. You were reminding me on the proper use of the our conditioner and I just didn’t want to hear it anymore so I snapped. I shouldn’t have but I did. I apologized. You said it was fine. I told you it wasn’t and I shouldn’t have done it. We continued our conversation but I could tell I hurt you. I’m sorry mom. I really am.
Tell her…telling us isn’t actually apologizing, unless your mother’s a Doper.
She probably deserved it. Just because she’s your mom, that doesn’t make her infallible. People on the best of terms will still get on each others’ nerves occasionally.
But even if she didn’t, surely there are times when she snapped at you and you didn’t deserve it. These things balance out in the long run.
Dude you are SOOOO busted. But don’t worry, by the time she drives 1000 miles to beat your ass, she will have cooled off.
Keep in mind, we all snap at our mothers once in a while. However, fathers should be treated like gold 
!
Anyway, call her tomorrow, be extra nice, and all will be forgiven. Just do it before 2:00 or after 7:00 pm, MT.
The Surb and Surbey–you two related?
“our conditioner”?
You must be …corrected.
father
Oh, the air conditioner battle…I know that one well.
You are forgiven.