Shadi I hate you cause my sapphire pinky ring is in my nose and i will nver study!
okay, done the ring up the nose sizing, made an eraser pig and have experimented with the rubberband on the head - what else?
…and to think I was just telling someone how intelligent the people who post on this board are…snicker
I’m not doin it. I already know it won’t fit.
I was right when I said the washing machine wouldn’t fit through the front door, and I’m right now, too.
Friend wanted to see if arm would fit between the side of the elevator and the evelator rail thingy that you can hold onto. It did but got stuck so we had to go up and down many times, pretending that nothing was wrong when someone got in and madly trying to get her arm unstuck when they got out. Finally freed it but left the evevator looking green.
Thanks a lot. You guys just persuaded me to see if I could stick a quarter up my nose, for lack of anything better to do. Oh, it fit up there all right, with maybe 1/10th of it still sticking out.
I really had to jam that thing up there too, then it got stuck. I got it out though.
Have I mentioned lately how much I love you? 
Sadly, the state of my nostrils right now is … rather too oogy to describe, so I’ll have to take a raincheck, I think.
Hmm… I don’t have any rings so I haven’t tried that. But as for other inexplicable lameness… well, many years ago I was hanging out downtown with two of my brothers and a friend of theirs. We had nothing to do so naturally we ended up seeing how many things we could lick. I, myself, licked the camera lens at an ATM. Other objects, such as railings, gumball machines, etc. received the same treatment from my brothers. We had to quit though when brothers’ friend licked a piano in a hotel lobby and went rather green.
Size 7.5 Ring. Plain rounded band, 5mm width. Titanium. It does indeed fit in both nostrils. I experienced no sensation of breathing easy, as mentioned in the first post.
About the only wierd thing I do when bored is stretch… which doesn’t sound that wierd, except I have a rather large range of flexibility.
Grab your left shoulder with your left hand, stick your elbow up in the air, move it to the right, behind your head, until your left elbow is touching your right shoulder. Your left hand should still be on your left shoulder.
Relax. Repeat with right arm. Relax.
Clasp hands loosely behind you, palm toward palm, fingers curled together (not interlaced). Rotate the right wrist. Bend right arm at the elbow, bringing linked hands up over right shoulder, continue to bring elbow up. Then, bring left elbow forward, duck head, touch left elbow to forehead, bring right arm around both head and left elbow. Extend left elbow to the left, straighten arms, lower still clasped hands in front of you.
Relax. Now do it in reverse. Repeat until you figure out something to do or someone asks you to stop.
I don’t have a wedding ring, but I do have a ring just for a ring’s sake. And yes, it fit up my nostril. All the way. I could probably go around with a ring in each nostril all day and no one would know. This would be a great way to smuggle stuff.
Just so you know, I have very small fingers and a large nose.
I don’t have an engagement ring or a wedding ring, but I do have one that I wear on my ring finger.
My nostril’s a full 1cm wide, and my ring is 1.8cm in diameter. I don’t think the sucker’s gonna fit.
When I get poked in my belly button, I have to go pee.
One night 4 or 5 years ago, 2 of my friends and I were hanging out. We had just had dinner and didn’t know what else to do, so we decided to go drive around. Somehow, we ended up with a 12-pack of Mountain Dew, a bag of marshmallows, and a lighter. We tried to roast marshmallows with the lighter.
I caught 101001010 roasting mini marshmellows over my stove last weekend.
And that stretching thing looks gross. It hurts me just to watch him.
Nope, the wedding ring won’t fit in my delicate, feminine nostil (probably because of the indelicate sausage finger it goes on).
Me too, and I also feel a little nauseated.
I can’t believe I am sitting here posting with my wedding ring in my right nostril. It fits quite nicely. Oddly enough I can breath more easily than normal. Apparently the aperture has expanded more than it has been blocked by the offending instrument.
I might just chuck those breath right strips and get another ring. It could become fashionable given enough time.
Uh, jjimm, were you able to get the ring out? That might be embarrassing to explain to an emergency room doctor. I’m just sayin’.
Yup, it fits. And it’s never occurred to me to do this before.
It actually hurt to put it in the left nostril, but not the right. Hmm.
I have really long, thin fingers, and I also have a tiny little nose. I wear a size 5 1/2 ring. I don’t know what size my nostrils are, and, although I might fit a ring into my nose, I certainly won’t go so far as to measure it. Pshaw! How silly do you think I am?
I just successfully stuffed my wedding ring up my right nostril. It fit just fine.
(the things we do for science…)
You freaks should all know that prior to even opening this thread, Dave and I simultaneously shoved our wedding bands up our respective noses.
His fit. Mine did, then fell out because it turns out it really doesn’t fit and in fact hurt.
We need hobbies.
hee hee hee hee snort
I have to go study now. My rings are all safely locked up. My cat wants to know whats wrong with me, because I am unable to breathe through the giggles.
Real estate stuff is going to be real damn boring now.
Me too!
I have proof.
(remember my nose job thread when all y’all were saying I didn’t have a big nose? Well I say to thee: HA! Tole’ ya.)
It fit further up my nose if I held it, but it started to come out when I let go, which is why it sticks out a bit in the pictures.
And yes, that is my wedding ring, even though it don’ look like it.