Wise choice by you; that was probably the authorization form to harvest your organs.
But I was hiring her for the weekend to paint my house. She said she’d do anything for $800.
You hire *house painters *with hearts of gold?
So, which floor do you work on, the 14th or in the basement?
The third.
Do they dress alike?
They wear these weird duck outfits. Joking! No they do not all dress alike.
A variety of duck outfits, then?
Today a man came into the office and they introduced him to me as a candidate for the US Senate. I shook his hand, took his card and went back to my office to continue working while he apparently had some kind of meeting with some of the managers.
Looking at his card I could find no clue as to his party. Going to his website there was no obvious mention of his party on the main page (which is basically a donation form). Only if you go to his “about” page and read halfway through do you discover that he’s a Republican! (Apparently one who’s reluctant to let on.)
This is becoming my favorite thread. 
You are working for a secret political candidate sponsored by Hobby Lobby!
Sounds more devout than Hobby Lobby. I’m betting it’s the Church of the Duckbutt.
You gotta fight for your right to party
They’re not only right-wing, but BOTH wings!
I joke around, and I’m uncomfortable with the office religiousity (which was only obvious the one time), but the thing is, what they actually do is a good thing. I feel good about helping them do it.
It’s become obvious that the concerns that initiated this thread were baseless. I should add that they’ve managed to order a Mac for me (without using my credit). It’s better for what I’m doing than the Windows machine I’m currently working on.
So now I’m feeling slightly guilty for trashing these people.
I’ll just avoid political discussion in the office.
I think I’m losing my mind. I’m just being paranoid, right?
Today was… interesting. No one’s going to believe me if I post it.
I will believe you. Let’s hear it!
Yeah HUH! I will!!! 
Post it!!!
Yeah, you’re probably right.
Things getting Stepford?
OK, this won’t do. What happened to you? Show us on the doll where the bad people touched you.