I’m not sure, but I don’t think you want to get those two mixed up…
I recall a British stand-up comic who had a line running in an advert-abuse routine something like:
*"F&%ing Gillette - now they should be sued. "The Best a Man Can Get"?!?!! A f%&ing shave? Oh no. Now two blond sixteen-year old nyphomanic cocaine addict twins inviting you back to their pad in The Bishop’s Avenue, as their folks are away for the weekend, where there is a bar, pool and sauna in the basement.
Now that’s the best a man can get."*
A perfect sig line if ever I saw one!
Anyone know who the comic was?
Yeah, but I hear they only like clean-shaven men. 
I think Madonna is scary and over-rated, and that Weird Al Yankovich is a lyric genius.
Gillette, I love your Mach 3 razor. Please stop insulting my intelligence by thinking men will be interested because you now make the handle in RED!!!
My Gillette advert would be
“Gillette. It’s good for shaving, and we promise not to stoop to any more stupid gimmicks.”
But how else are you going to know when “Bullshit!” is on?!
Racking my brains - I think it ***might * ** have been Mark Thomas before he started to concentrate on his anti-capitalist investigations…