I think Jello should read this.

Aw, ringmeat, er, ringmaster, wassa matter little guy? Feeling a little peeved because you’re starting to realize masturbation and building model airplanes aren’t all there is to life?

Feeling a little worried because your sad little “worldview” gets challenged, and even made fun of?

That’s OK, little guy. Just huff another tube of glue and go sleepy-bye.

Ender, I bow to thee. I am not worthy to lick your boots after that.

And Ringmaster, as someone so beautifully pointed out, if you don’t give a fuck, then why are you blowing a gasket?

Needless to say, I find that quite humorous.

I know that “Juggalo” is somehow the term for a fan of ICP (they have fans?) but um, what exactly does it mean and where the fuck did it come from?

You can’t kill the rooster, motherfucker!

I don’t know what the big deal is all about. I always thought they were the unwanted result of an all night orgy involving the members of a lousy Kiss cover-band, Fred Phelps, Ann Coulter and Dr. Laura.

Oooooo, reinforcements. makes popcorn

I’ve treated ICP fans with a bit of tolerance, because two friends of mine were ‘converted’ into foaming-at-the-mouth, following-the-band, multiple-concerts-per-month groupies. I have had to listen to their music. I have had to hear about their concerts. I have had to learn about their stupid obsession with Faygo and their juvenile, self-aggrandizing, wannabe-controversial antics. And now, this.

All I have to say is: Ender, thank you very much.

Oh my god, I forgot all about Faygo. My brother’s obsessed with it. It tastes like medicine. Earth to Juggalo: Just because your band likes it doesn’t mean it’s a quality product…

Wow…

All hail Ender!

That’s what I like in a Pit thread!

–==the sax man==–

Wow. Thanks all!

I think the biggest compliment so far is that I have silenced my bitch. I trained him well and ringmaster only speaks now when spoken to. He’s a good little clownette. Yes he is.

Slow night eh?

What the hell’s Faygo?

It’s a soft drink

Not to nitpick this latter-day version of the Lincoln-Douglas debates*, but isn’t there a touch of gender confusion in the above statement?

  • ringmaster: Two guys who talked to each other a long, long time ago. Don’t worry about it.

All I’m going to say about ICP is…

Sharon Osbourne kicked their tails.
The lady is lethal.

And if their gangsta white-boy tails can be routed by an english housewife, what kind of credibility can they have?

Not to defend ICP, but calling Sharon Osbourne an “English housewife” is akin to calling Julius Caesar “some Italian guy”. The woman has a formidable brain and a sharp tongue, which she’s not in the least shy to use. Sharon definitely rocks…

jayjay

Y’know, sending me an email full of the words “FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU!FUCK YOU!” over and over again really proves your manliness. I’m so impressed. :rolleyes:

Like I said, undersexed teenage boys and their posturing…

I got one too. All this because I don’t listen to the same music as you, ringmaster? I’m flattered.

Kids these days…

Is it me or have we been overrun by underage nitwits of late? Did school get out early for the summer?

Good job Enderw24.

I didn’t get one. I feel so…offput.

And yes, there probably was a tad bit of gender confusion. But I figured that it would hurt my bitch more if a woman was doing the whipping.

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?!?