Specifically this thread.
My family recently aquired a cat. It’s my uncle’s old Siamese cat, Louie, whom we got after he moved into a no-pets-allowed apartment building. (My uncle, not the cat)
Anyway, we generally keep the cat in the basement, but we’ve started to integrate her more into the house, i.e. letting her up to watch television with us. My dog, who is possesed of a below-average intelligence and gets excited over any object that is moving and/or shiny has a fit when the cat enters the room.
Most of the time, we can keep him under control.
Tonight was not “Most of the time.”
My mom brought Louie up from the basement, and let her walk around the living room. My dog is going bezerk, but hey, nothing out of the ordinary.
Until my dog walks over to the cat, squats down over it, and craps on the poor critter.
My cat is old. She has cataracts, and arthritis. Neither of these stopped my cat from rocketing out of the general vicinity of my dog’s feces, screaming all the while.
The weirdest thing about all of this? I was reading one of Scylla’s threads when this happened.
So, as near as I can figure, Scylla’s daughter is not the cute lovable toddler we all hear about. Scylla’s daughter is actually a super-developed evil mastermind on a vendetta agains cats everywhere. Using her gift to channel psychic thoughts through the internet, Daughter of Scylla can manipulate lower-intelligent lifeforms everywhere, forcing them to poop on the cat nearest to them.
That, or my dog’s just really weird. Either way, I’m laughing my ass off over here.