I think therefore i am.....

So now you say that you were attempting to prove the existence of a label. (Or, at least, “little more than a label”.) I do wish you would make up your mind.

Shall I assume, then, that you would like to categorically and publicly retract your charges that the ‘malevolent liar Spiritus Mundi’[sup]Tm[/sup] lied about and distorted [your proof] in an attempt to make it appear that I had proved the existence of a label

Probably not. It would require an atom of intellectual integrity for you to make such an admission.

I have nothing firther to say about the inherent “reasonableness” of attributing what appear to be “my” thoughts to “I” based upon the Meriam-Webster definition. I think that your continual assertions that it is so say everything that needs to be said for the depth of your epistemological analysis.

A note to any who have a poor grasp of the language:

‘I’ is a pronoun. It refers to things. The proof is about the things that are being referred to. The “existence” of the label as a label is a ridiculous concept. Which has nothing to do with the content of the proof itself.

. . .

And S.M. has now declared it unreasonable to use the definiton of a word to infer its meaning. Fascinating.

Especially when the source of the definition was a dictionary.

Fascinating.

Keep in mind that he refused to offer his definitions of the words when asked. 'Cause he wasn’t the one making the argument. Now the one offering the argument isn’t allowed to define them either. Nobody may, apparently.

Fascinating. :rolleyes:

I’m certainly intrigued by how you backpedal between using ‘I’ as a mere label in one breath, and in another to have the force of self behind it.

Your comment: “[I is] a convenient and definitionally accurate handle, and little more.” But which definition?—Why, the “trivial” (I put it in quotes because I don’t think we agree on what a trivial definition of “I” is) one which implies the full weight of Descartes’s proof! So either you just walked all the way around the circle and failed to note the familiar surroundings again, or you want “I” at one point to be a trivial label where “Q” would do just as well, and at another you want it to be the standard use of the word in which case it is not a mere label—which, of course, is the charge of equivocation we’ve levelled a time or three.

Obviously, because you already did. I will requote and underline the relevant portion which makes the circle:

:wally

You really should try to remember that your previous words are still visible. This dance of yours only makes you look absurd and dishonest.

Do keep it up. You are becoming amusing once more.

I said no such thing. What I did say is certainly clear to anyone who appreciates the epistemological concerns that Descartes was trying to address. Perhaps you can find someone like that and ask them to explain it to you.

Wow! A dictionary?

What kind of cad wouldn’t allow every word in the dictionary to be referenced as support for an epistemological demonstration of existence? The nerve!

Just to refresh the memory, and before your next attempt at pretending never to have said what you say, here is your argument:
[ul][li]I can call myself “I” if I am aware of my own “personal individuality”. (Circle again, for anyone counting)[/li][li]By this definition, the minute I say “think”, in reference to what seems to be my own personal thoughts, by definition it is more than reasonable to attribute them to “I”.[/li][/ul]
In other words, because the thoughts seem to originate from what seems to be a “personal individualiy”, it is more than reasonable to follow Meriam-Wbster and attribute them to I.

Wow, that dictionary certainly does help cut through all those pesky epistemological issues of certainty, doesn’t it. Meriam-Webster, Begbert2’s ultimate argument from authority. (And we all know how convincing those can be.)

addendum
And, of course, that “I” is just a label, except when it isn’t, or when I say it is, or when it embarrasses you for it to be, or when the dictionary says otherwise.

And you can prove it, or that’s a lie and you never proved “it”, or maybe both.

And I need more popcorn. I hadn’t realized there would be a third act.

Good grief; it is easy to confuse you people. It seems that the confusion arises by the fact that when I talk about ‘I’ the word I keeps turning up in reference to me, the person typing the text on the computer screen. Perhaps all of you believe that when you consider things in the theoretical case, they must automatically be real.

I do not think that you consciously believe that. However, the consistent failure to consider the separation between argument and arguer tempts me to give credence to the belief.

A theoretical case can be constructed which can after the fact be applied to ourselves, thus bypassing claims that we are starting with the assumption of existence. The easiest way to do this is with a proof by contradiction.

Consider the case where nothing exists, anywhere. Though existence is a slippery concept, I choose to define it (<-definition warning) such that in the absence of existence, an object could have no observable attributes. (Or unobservable ones, but that is mostly irrelevant.) Because distortion can occur, any property can manifest in any way, incuding the failure to be observable. However, no amount of distortion can create the appearance of properties if there are no properties whatsoever, anywhere.

So, we have considered the implications of total everywhere-wide non-existence. These implications are not dependent on our existence; they are an isolated theoretical case.

Now, compare the theoretical case to what we percieve to be reality. If nothing else, there are observable properties in abundance. This contradicts the absence of properties which would be the case if nothing existed. Because the only premise to the theoretical case was that, in the theoretical case, nothing existed. it cannot be the case in our reality (whatever that is) that nothing exists. Existence is necessarily proven, without anything that is even close to a circle.

Now that we have proven that something exists, is there anything else that we can determine? Such as, what is it that exists? Can anything be determined?

Depends. In one way, everything that appears to exist exists, because it all has some basis in existence. After all, if there weren’t any existence, there wouldn’t be anything at all, or the appearance thereof. It is certainly valid in this sense to claim that “I” exist, in the same way that everything exists that seems to be displaying properties.

There are reasonable discussions that can be had about cogito ergo sum, you know. I’ve been waiting for weeks to hear some of them. But, unfortunately, everyone keeps singing out the same old tired ‘It’s circular’, in one form or another. As shown above, the existence of ‘I’ can be demonstrated with absolutely no circularity whatesoever.

A resonable comment would be, “I don’t like your definition of ‘exist’!” Mindless squalkers will then fail to give a preferred definition for ‘exist’. More intelligent people might actually give alternate definitions.

I have doubts that any “looser” defintion of ‘exist’, that is, being less restrictive, would retain any of the meaning of the word. If someone can come up with a definiton of ‘exist’ that does not state that things that don’t exist have no properties, then I will happy agree that by that definition, existence is not impled by the illusion of reality. The definition should still have some relation to existence, however.

Much more likely is the case where people’s defintion of existence will be tighter, limiting the set of things that are considered to exist. For example, Descartes considered the object of illusions to be nonexistent, as do we the subjects of pictures. It’s actually kind of interesting to think about; existence often depends on context. Thoughts in a mind are said to exist in the mind, but they are not considered to exist in the reality through which the mind moves. It seems clear that the specific details of the definition of ‘exist’ vary from context to context, and are thus not generalizable. But, I’m willing to discuss attempts to do so.

One might ask why, in Descartes’s argument, is ‘I’ singled out? Hard to say, him being rather dead and all, and difficult to ask directly. (Perhaps we should ask on the psychics thread… :)) Personally, I suspect two reasons: one, because Descartes had already ‘doubted’ everything else, and two, because philosopers don’t like to devalue their own cognitive processes. That’s their meal ticket, after all.

It shoud be obvious to all but a rare few that I’m perfectly happy to believe that Descartes could have stated himself better; however, to imply that his famous cliche cannot be banged into a valid, noncircular form is crap. Take the above argument and rather than feeding in all of reality as a counterexample, simply feed in what you consider to be the definition of ‘you’. I actually don’t give a tinker’s damn what your definition is; surely you have some way of telling what’s you from what’s not you. If you like you can limit the sphere of examination to what you seem to be thinking. Then, note that “you” (the set under examination) are exhibiting properties not symptomatic of nothingness, note the contradiction, note the necessary existence of something existing, all as in the above general example. Still non-circular, since the non-existence scenario is left general and doesn’t refer to you. Now, however, since the input set of “non-nothing stuff” could be called ‘I’, whatever existence is backing the illusion of ‘I’ can also be called ‘I’, largely because ‘I’ is an open-ended pronoun that can refer to anything. It’s not so tough to understand. We actually are quite forgiving of that kind of thing everywhere; most people don’t go around saying “None of this stuff exists; it’s actually just composed of subatomic particles.” Labels and names of things are consistently applied to collectives of source material. So, you think, therefore, you are, because anything that anythings, therefore, it is (at some level).

Again, a non-circular argument that proves necessary (basic) existence can be made, and included among the various refined forms it can take is “I think therefore I am.” It is difficult from what I’ve read to tell wether Descartes was aware that the arguement form was more generalized, but as such an argument is required for him to have finally come to the assertion “I am” in a valid way, I give him the benefit of the doubt and assume that he had something the like in mind.

You’d think it’d be threads on gun control and abortion, but no. It’s always the metaphysical debates that get nasty.
As a disinterested 3rd party (who did just read the whole thread):

begbert: I strongly suggest you consider the possibility that you’re wrong about this. I can’t think of anything clearer or more persuasive than what has already been written by others, so I can only suggest that you reread the thread carefully and honestly. It’s ok to reverse yourself – people would think more of you for it, not less.

Spiritus: You might be correct, but you’ve been baiting begbert for some time now. At some point, it doesn’t matter who started it; all members of a vicious circle are equally responsible for its perpetuation.

Like the fact that I know (i.e.- can prove) that I am just because I think? Good heavens.

Certainly valid to claim “I” exist? From what?—this is its first mention in your post! The same way it would be valid to say “Q” exists or the is the reason “I” is valid because “I think”?

Hell, I don’t even think you managed that with circularity that time.

So you—a thing that exists—thinks, therefore, you exist. Nicely done… :rolleyes: Or are you going to attempt to tell us how ascribing actions to a thing doesn’t assume its existence when the very action being ascribed is ‘ascribing actions’? And of course, all ascribing has an ascriber, and an ascribee, and whaddya know, they are one and the same! [apologies for mangling words there]

Finally:

Why not “I seem to exist”?

The seeming of existence implies that some sort of existence is backing up the seeming. Nothing cannot appear to be something. It goes contrary to the definition.

Sure, if you have some set of attributes that you are attributing to “Q”.

Suppose that “Q” is Freddy, the third unicorn on the left. If you have something that seems to be Freddy’s attributes, then Freddy exists. Now, he might not be what you (or he) thinks he is, but even if he’s a horse with a narwhale’s horn duct-taped to his head, you might say he’s a fake, but not that he doesn’t exist. (And, of course, everything is probably a fake, being merely molecules and junk pretending to be “the real thing”.)

Now, if you merely think that Freddy exists, such that all the attributes that make up Freddy manifest only in your mind, then sure, Freddy exists, but only in your mind. Rather than being made up of atoms, he’s made up of brain chemistry (which is made up of atoms), but he still exists. The problem with this, of course, is that nobody else can see these attributes that are only within your mind, and so if you tell them that Freddy exists (without pointing out he’s “merely” an idea) then they’re going to think that you’re nuts. Thus, existence within the mind is generally considered less real than ‘objective’ existence. But, still, it’s better than nothing.

Oh, and it’s worth noting that Freddy and ‘I’ might actually be the same existant thing, which is merely being percieved in a different way. Necessary existence can be proved, and it can be proved that any specific thing that appears to exist must be based in existence, but there’s no way to prove that there isn’t one glob of existence that is ‘viewing’ itself and thinking that it sees a whole lot of things. This much, at least, can be seen in Descartes’s ‘doubting’ meditation.

You have been unsuccessful in explaining to me where I might find flaws in my proof. I suspect that the best place to start looking is at the definition of existence. Perhaps if you would present your definition?

(Oh, and VarlosZ? As I’ve said with various degrees of clarity, I’m pretty sure that those who are refuting me think I’m saying more or less or other than I am. Since, at the moment, I’m basing my stance entirely on definition, I don’t see what there is to reverse. My position on this has evolved considerably over the course of the discussion, becoming more refined, and it is almost certainly hard to follow, for which I apologise to all. (The fact that I, myself, tend, with commas in profusion (and parentheses (nested even)), to express myself probably hasn’t helped either.) However, the mere fact that I am outnumbered and misunderstood does not mean that I am wrong. Sure, people (other than S.M.) will, uh, “respect” me more if I tell them that I’m wrong and they’re right and please forgive me and I’m not worthy and so forth, but that changes nothing.)

Heat rising from the road appears like water sometimes. Is it water by definition?

He doesn’t exist as a unicorn.

This goes no further in justifying the label “I” with the definition you provided from MW.

I should hope so. Circular arguments, being unconditionally true, are impossible to refute from inside their structure.

I don’t see that this will resolve anything. The conclusion of Descartes’s argument is not false.

No, the confusion arises because you are dishonest and contradictory in your treatment of this subject. Nobody has yet conflated the “I” in your argument with the person typing the words. You, however, have equivocated between using the symbol to designate a label which can be arbitrarily applied and using the symbol to indicate a personal entity such as your beloved Meriam-Webster defines.
[ol]
[li]We’ll say that whatever is posessing/exhibiting that personality, is I.[/li][li]‘my thoughts’ implies no more ownership than was granted by the place we went looking for the thoughts. It is little more than a label [/li][/ol]
Pick one. Stick to it. Don’t just flop to whatever meaning of “I” is most convenient to your dissemble of the moment.

Certainly. “I” exists in the same way that hallucinations and dreams and unicorns and optical illusions exist. Possibly, “I” exists in other ways, too, but that has yet to be proven.

I had a detailed response ot your latest proof written last night before the hamsters died and crashed the board. After due consideration, though, I don’t htink that I will waste anyone’s time by posting it until you select option (1) or (2) above (or offer yet another meaning) and declare that it will be your consistent use of “I” for the remainder of the thread.

I tire of this game of Whack-a-mole.
VarlosZ
I am correct. There is hardly room to doubt the preponderance of evidence. For myself, the struggle is to settle upon which one of his dissemblings is my favorite. At present, I vacillate between:
[ol][li]Of course I said you had argued that ~A disproves A -> B. The characters appeared in your post.[/li][li]My sentence was in English! How dare you interpret it with grammar!?[/li][li]Stop pretending that it was an accusation of fault just because I called you a malevolent liar three times in two sentences.[/ol][/li]I think I’m leaning toward (3) at the moment, but that might just be because it is still fresh.

You are correct, of course, that I bear some responsibility for the continued conflict. I have admited it previously and do so again now. It has never been my policy to allow dishonest charges to pass without challenge, and I have no intention of making it my policy.

Begbert2 has had numerous opportunities to acknowledge his errors. To date, he has failed to retract even the most transparent of his false statements. His tactic of choice appears to be to level a false charge, offer easily rebuted “support”, ignore the rebutal while claiming to take the high road, then offer another false charge a bit later. All of this, of course, with never an honest correction or apology.

So, I acknowledge that I am guilty in keeping this conflict alive. It is a guilt that I have no intention of forsaking. I value honest philosophical debate, even angry honest philosophical debate (as I am sure many on these boards can attest) quite highly. I value this forum as both a catalyst and an arena for such debate. I dislike seeing it cheapened with falsehoods and evasions. So long as Begbert2 is happy to leave his lies unretracted, so long shall I be happy to call him a liar.

erl
I believe you nailed it pretty accurately with “I seem”. And what does that “I” represent? Why, just another seeming, of course.

Okay, use your own definition. Use any defintion. Call it a “mere” label. Who cares; it isn’t a problem.

(All vaguely believable defintions for ‘I’ can be called labels, so we’ll use that term for the moment.)

Think about labels. Their purpose is to separate “thems that is” from “thems that ain’t”. Any subset of all apparent reality, such as that which we have labeled ‘I’, can be used as a counterexample to total non-existence. So, we don’t know what ‘I’ actually is, but we know that it, at its lowest level, exists.

Again, here is a nice little argument that necessarily proves the existence of whatever.

Argument:
If nothing existed, then nothing would appear to exist. This is entirely based on the definition of existence.
Therefore, any set (or subset) of things that appear to exist can be used as a counterexample to non-existence.

Think of it as “Anything that appears to exist, exists”. As mentioned above, the specific subsets of reality defined by any label (which refers to a non-empty set of apparent properties) can be used to prove necessary existence, implying that the thing that seemed ot have properites also exists.

And nobody says that we can know ANYTHING about what anything actually is. Just that it exists if it appears to.

This is about as circular as a straight line. Statements to the contrary probably ought to be backed up somehow.

This is all based on the definition of existence. ENTIRELY. If you feel like providing your own definition, we can discuss it. It will probably effect the result. If no definitons are provided, then, well, we won’t discuss them.

(Humorously enough, both S.M. and I have resonded to VarlosZ by saying, basically, “I’m right, of course. Why should I stop when I’m right?”)

(On a separate note, I can pride myself that I have been carefully screening my last several posts for invective, regardless of how well-deserved it might be, because on reflection I finally realized that it is juvinile and beneath me to engage in an obviously unresolvable shouting match. When a wise man and a fool argue, it is hard to tell them apart… S.M. will begin reflecting any time now.)

Unresolvable? What nonsense. It has always been within your power to renounce the lies that you have told.

And, just for humorous effect since you seem unable to answer even the simplest direct question, how far away from “a label exists” are we now?

It has always been in your power to renounce the accusations you have made. Starting with when you call me a liar.

See? Unresolvable. Suppose there is a crossroads, and two people there: one who always lies and one who always tells the truth. Sure, you can find the correct road, but can you discover who is the liar? Complicate with the fact that neither of us is 100% consistent as to the accuracy of our statements, and it’s hopeless.

(Actually I don’t actually think that you’re really a liar, just a master at misinterpreting what I’m saying… Which, on reflection is a strange place for me to draw the line, since lies are generally associated with malice. I, who have been making an increasing effort to restrain my temper, am called the liar. You seem rather less restrained on the malice front, yet, I do not believe that you have been deliberately lying; just that you have been firmly assuming that that I have been lying, and making skewed statements based on that fact. Odd.)

And, just for humorous effect, you might consider actually stopping and thinking what I’m saying. Suppose I have a printer, and hang a sign on it that says “Printer 3”. Is it now the case that when I say “Printer 3”, I am referring only to the sign, not the printer? Does the use of a label obliterate the original object from discussion? What is a label actually for?

We are infinitely far from “a label exists”, because that is a gross misunderstanding of what I’m saying. The notion is to take something, slap a label on it so we can consistently refer to it, and then try and determine wether that object must necessarily exist. The label can be based on a stated defintion; it should at the least be somewhat clear what is be referred to, else in what way is it a label? But regardless, we are always talking about the “object” behind the label.

Oh, btw everybody, there is more about cogito ergo sum to discuss, even after the argument at hand is understood by all. However, equal understanding of the current argument would seem necessary for reasoned discussion on other fronts.

I don’t think so. Let’s not confuse the map with the territory.

In the formula
x[sup]2[/sup] - 2x - 4 = 0
‘x’ is a “mere label”. It tells us nothing about what ‘x’ stands for. It might as well be ‘a’ or ‘q’ and the sense is not changed.

There are no integers ‘n’, ‘x’, ‘y’, and ‘z’ such that
x[sup]n[/sup] + y[sup]n[/sup] = z[sup]n[/sup]
when n>2. (I have a really neat proof of this by the way but the dope doesn’t allow ease of mathematical symbols… :stuck_out_tongue: )

Is this a sample of “them that is” or “them that ain’t”?

Does this, then, indicate an abandonment of ‘I’ as defined by MW?

Some philosophers have agreed to this point: Descartes is justified in saying “something exists” (actually: “Thoughts exist”). And no, it is not necessarily a circle… so long as you don’t conclude the existence of the “seemer” (which does, after all, seem to exist).

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Yes, there are more things to discuss. It is likely we won’t reach that point before this thread is locked due to length.

The reason Descartes didn’t carry his observational doubt over to the observation that he was thinking (i.e. - “thoughts seem to exist” or “There seems to be a thinker”) escapes me. He takes its literal truth as self-evident. Perhaps the circle was too compelling to him. There is a section in the book I have with responses to his contemporary critics, I’ll have to look them over to see what he had to say on this matter (if anyone else commented as we have).

Okay, let’s keep it simple. One at a time, perhaps?

Do you wish to retract that statement? If not, you remain a liar.

I can. And I venture that most of the people reading this thread can as well.

Really . . . then that would make your unretracted characterization of me as a malevolent liar[sup]Tm[/sup] a . . . what was that word again? Oh yes, a lie.

Yes, because you leave your past lies to fester untreated. That you have not lied in your last couple of posts does not absolve you for your previous behavior.

That is because I have not been lying. That did not prevent you from calling me a malevolent liar[sup]Tm[/sup], of course. Nor has it impelled you to withdraw that little gem, despite the admission that even you do not believe it to be true.

I would say “recognizing” rather than “assuming”. It has not been difficult for me to proide examples.

Now it is time to repeat myself

It isn’t really that hard a question, but it makes no sense to dance around your latest proof until you make a clear and unambiguous commitment to restrict the meaning of “I” to only a single usage in your proof.

I think it’s been fairly well established, and accepted by thinkers in general, that Descartes’ principle isn’t valid. It pre-supposes that thinking requires existence.

Why can’t non-existent things think?

It would help if we had a conceptual definition of “existence”: not a listing of all things that exist, but a description of what the term means.

erislover
I’d also be curious as to what Descartes said in response to his critics, because, as far as I can tell, he must have swapped out definitions of ‘existence’ to prove his own existence and fail to prove everything else. (This is one of those “other things” I wouldn’t mind discussing.) This sure looks like slight of hand, (though not circularity), but since I can think of about three ways that it could have been oversight rather than intended deceit, I pull up short of slandering the guy.

That’s exactly what I’ve been trying unsuccessfully to say. I’ve about run out of different ways to respond to the incorrect notion “you were attempting to prove the existence of a label”. Yes, let’s not confuse the map with the territory. let’s use a definiton (which usually has a label associated: the word “I” in this case) to state what portions of the territory we’re referring to. After this, keep in mind that when we say “I”, we’re always referring to the territory. Never the map, defintion, or label.

Well, the mere symbol ‘x’ doesn’t. However, when we use it in the formula, it does gain ‘meaning’. It means, loosely, “the set of numbers that satisfy this equation.” For your unsolvable equation we can be sure that one or all of those labels refers to the empty set of solutions (and therefore refers to nothing). And you’re right, the specific label can be swapped around, and so long as changing the label doesn’t change the meaning, everything is fine.

Labels like ‘I’ and ‘Freddy’ and ‘Descartes’ are more difficult to swap around, since they seem to us to carry part of their definition with them. Most of us are a bit attached to our names, for instance. I’m not sure that mathematical variable names are a very good analogy.

As to the M-W definition of I, you’ll not that I looked it up before bringing up the current argument. At the time, I thought it was blatantly stupid that we were all running around using these words without bothering to define them. (The continued apparent resistance to agreeing on definitions for the terms astounds me.)

After having gotten the definitions together, I looked things over again and have put together a proof that (lacking any applicable refutations) seems to prove what Descartes claimed to have proven. As it turns out, this proof isn’t terribly picky about what it proves to exist; anything that appears to exist can be proven to do so, with the usual disclaimers as to knowing what it really is. That being the case, I no longer care what the definition of ‘I’ is. So long as it refers to something that appears to exist as in is exhibiting observable properties, however you choose it, ‘I’ can be proven to exist, in a basic sense.

Don’t get hung up on the "observable"ness of the properties. Unobservable properties would work just as well, but they’re a bit harder to know about.

Truthfully, I included the M-W definiton of ‘I’ more because I figured we needed some kind of standard definition than because I liked the one provided. It implied more sentience than I liked. If somebody had bothered to provide another one, it might have been better and been promptly adopted. (Again, why the recalcitrance about proposing definitions? It makes no sense.) But it doesn’t seem to matter at the moment, since my proof works with tables and chairs and siblings and signposts, as well as ‘I’. If you want to define ‘I’ as “the sack of meat that appears to be me”, that’s fine; the set of properties that that meat-sack is demonstrating has a basis in reality. You say that “I” is your mind? Well, I can’t sense the properties of your mind, but if you seem to be able to, then you can be sure that they too are based in (basic) existence. Try your own definition if you like.

So, I cheerfully open the field for new definitions of ‘I’. Or ‘exist’, for that matter, but no promises that I can prove any other definition of existence than the basic one already stated.

TVAA
Well, here’s the definition I base my proof on. Well, it’s more of an assertion about existence than a defintion, but it’s all that I need. I’m trying NOT to assert anything by accident.

So, in short, if nothing exists, then nothing can appear to exist. Thinking isn’t mentioned specifically in this definition, though thoughts seem to have properties, and therefore would seem to be symptomatic of existence.

S.M.
Why should I refute your ongoing claims? Whenever previously refuted, you simply claimed that every word of the refutation was a lie. Surely you can see that there is no point in my engaging in such a game.

Begbert2, I simply asked you a direct question, do you wish to retract a statment that is clearly false. You do not.

That is what makes you a liar.

This is another lie, fo course, though I did easily rebut every argument you have made along these lines.

Really, I handed you an opportunity to retract a clear falsehood (2, actually, if we include the “you’re a malevolent liar”/“I don’t really believe that you lie” business). You were unable to summin the integrity to do even that much.

For the record, you have never offered any support for the particular example of dishoinesty that I quoted. It has always been, and from the look of things will always be, a simple lie offered without substance or support.

As you have been, and from the look of things will always be, a simple liar.