I’m with Cnote (and so, probably by some logical law, with Mamapotomus).
Granted I was a late bloomer, (I don’t think I had anything remotely like what you would call a “girlfriend” till about 13), but to have already been in a relationship that has ended a year already at that age, and be looking for someone new, and be able to create a decent web page, and possibly have tax problems? The world sure is moving faster these days.