I threw my Snyders of Hanover Jalapeño Pieces at some stupid whore in traffic.

[Frank]

@MelCthefirst

Isn’t a whore for free - it’s a prostitute you have to pay for?

No, no, no. A slut is for free. A whore is a rank of prostitute, somewhere between streetwalker and call-girl.

[DoperChic]

@saramamalana

DoperChic, this is very *very * strange. I began reading your post and thought “OMG! They’ve been to the intersection of Gay and High, too!” Only to my shock upon clicking the map link to see that you’re talking about Pennsylvania! I spotted the intersection of Gay and High in Columbus, Ohio last summer when in town for a wedding. Why, oh why, is there more than one intersection of Gay and High?

The running joke around town is that you come in High and leave Gay. Apparently this is a situation common in towns across America.

[Greywolf73]

@Bruce_Daddy

We all know The Finger means “Fuck you”. I took it as an invitation, with a fee.

I wonder if the jalapeno bites were the low, low introductory price. Does that mean next time you have pay her full-price? As in, lobbing a whole trimmed turkey with dressing at her car? Thanksgiving isn’t too far away you know…

[danceswithcats]

Sweet rant, Bruce_Daddy. Unfortunately for guys like you and me, 50mm roof mounted machine guns are frowned upon by police.

[RoboCop voice]Do not enter the intersection. You have nowhere to go. You were warned. Target acquired. Firing.[/voice]

[Tuckerfan]

@danceswithcats

Sweet rant, Bruce_Daddy. Unfortunately for guys like you and me, 50mm roof mounted machine guns are frowned upon by police.

[RoboCop voice]Do not enter the intersection. You have nowhere to go. You were warned. Target acquired. Firing.[/voice]

You know, these guys make vehicles with “pop up” .50 cal machine guns, so you don’t have to worry about any “Imperial entanglements” if you know what I mean.